How do I tell a bird from work after aving a bit...

[Bakesy]

P.S. One of my mates said...

"You can't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die"

Hope this helps.

VERY TRUE.........

 

[Yorkie]

OI.............I'M FU~#ING EATING............

What else is new?

 

[Northstander]

Right, she has been texting me all weekend, I thought I would do the dont answer and she may get the message... Wrong!!!

I shall have to say say "Thanks for the jump, but Im regrettin it and dont want to see you anymore....!"

She has asked to meet up so she can meet my friends one Saturday night.....oh dear... one is getting worried now!!!

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Right, she has been texting me all weekend, I thought I would do the dont answer and she may get the message... Wrong!!!

I shall have to say say "Thanks for the jump, but Im regrettin it and dont want to see you anymore....!"

She has asked to meet up so she can meet my friends one Saturday night.....oh dear... one is getting worried now!!!

Simple - get one of your mates to "get caught" snogging her face off. Bin her for being an easy old slapper.

Job done.

If that fails, join the French Foreign Legion.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

This thread is great! Am looking forward to the coming week as you have to see each other at work again, and what with the office Christmas party in the not too distant future this thread has a lot of life left in it yet, I think!

 

[Northstander]

She is now telling people I have a small dick...

Clearly not the case!

How Do I know?

Coz everytime I chat birds up in the office I hear them say as I walk away casually (but in that masculine and yet confident way)......... "What a cock!"

 

[readingstockport]

Top thread. So have you chucked her yet?