How do I kill the foxes in my garden?

[johnjim]

You don't need to kill them, just fold them up and put them in the Green bin.......or is that boxes.

 

[Mr Putdown]

What you don't do is post your intentions online. When a fox killed my nephews' rabbit, he posted on Facebook he was going to sit up that night and shoot it (He didn't - just venting). Cue a visit from the Police when someone reported it.

Why would the police turn up over something posted on Facebook that doesn't actually break any law?

 

[Taybha]

Good point , think i'll give the council a bell and ask for a recycling box for fur , they've given me a box for everything else under the bloody sun to recycle , fk knows how this is greener for the environment where i used to have 1 lorry turn up for the bin i now get 2 lorries and a 2mph van thingy for all the different items , daft buggers .

 

[fat old seagull]

I suggest you dissolve a few dozen paracetamol in warm water....then drink it. They won't worry you again...a'hole!

 

[Hillian1]

I suggest you dissolve a few dozen paracetamol in warm water....then drink it. They won't worry you again...a'hole! ��

Personally, I'd rather see a dead fox than a dead human.

But crack on if it makes you feel good.

 

[jameswestport]

I suggest you dissolve a few dozen paracetamol in warm water....then drink it. They won't worry you again...a'hole! ��

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[fat old seagull]

Personally, I'd rather see a dead fox than a dead human.

But crack on if it makes you feel good.

I'd rather see nothing dead! Has that option eluded you?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Why would the police turn up over something posted on Facebook that doesn't actually break any law?

You'd better ask them because they did.

 

[Insel affe]

die

What a 701st post....

a man of few words since 2011, but when you post it is profound...

 

[fat old seagull]

die

Hah, that's different isn't it, when your own life's mentioned. But quite happy to kill other animals, as if this World is only for humans.

 

[Insel affe]

I'd rather see nothing dead! Has that option eluded you?

If so why suggest someone killing themselves, seems odd #

 

[jameswestport]

Hah, that's different isn't it, when your own life's mentioned. But quite happy to kill other animals, as if this World is only for humans.

F u ck off ya bully

 

[Steve in Japan]

Got foxes in my back garden with a sense of humour. One of them regularly curls one out on our back doorstep. Got the whole of the garden to choose from but it prefers to do it's business there.

 

[FatSuperman]

Wild foxes are OK creatures. These city foxes are no more than vermin. The rats don't bother me at all...

Ignoring the people being unhelpful and pro-life, try some of these if I were you.

Urban fox trap advice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDZc4SnVP5M

 

[Wardy's twin]

But if you get a good number you can make a nice coat from the furs.

Do you do humour?

 

[Insel affe]

Got foxes in my back garden with a sense of humour. One of them regularly curls one out on our back doorstep. Got the whole of the garden to choose from but it prefers to do it's business there.

We have a fox like that in our back garden, sometimes the fox and our cat have a pretend fight opposite sides of the glass kitchen back door proper charging at the glass wars...

 

[Wardy's twin]

Personally, I'd rather see a dead fox than a dead human.

But crack on if it makes you feel good.

So does that include Hitler?

 

[NooBHA]

Unless it's Basil Brush you should leave them alone. I love watching foxes. Basil Brush on the other hand, I think strangulation is called for

 

[portslade seagull]

Killing them is against the law. Why don't you hire a pest control company if they are that much trouble

 

[NooBHA]

Good point , think i'll give the council a bell and ask for a recycling box for fur , they've given me a box for everything else under the bloody sun to recycle , fk knows how this is greener for the environment where i used to have 1 lorry turn up for the bin i now get 2 lorries and a 2mph van thingy for all the different items , daft buggers .

I am all for recycling if it is made easy. The bit that gets me is that they want you to wash all of the empty cans and that wastes water which is a scarce resource on occasion in some areas