How do I kill the foxes in my garden?

[jameswestport]

What a 701st post....

a man of few words since 2011, but when you post it is profound...

Why does it matter that its my 701st post.. Surely 700 would of been more of a milestone

 

[Insel affe]

Why does it matter that its my 701st post.. Surely 700 would of been more of a milestone

It does not matter a jot, I just thought it was funny.

Calm down, take a chill pill (although don't take a pill from fat old miserable seagull)

 

[Wardy's twin]

The loudest ones on here will be pro-torture, and there will be some made up facts, and it shall then be called Funting, and everyone will hate each other a little bit more.

Does look like I have re-opened a can of worms .

 

[Baldseagull]

Killing them is against the law. Why don't you hire a pest control company if they are that much trouble

Where did you get the idea it is illegal to kill a fox in your Garden?

 

[Wardy's twin]

Where did you get the idea it is illegal to kill a fox in your Garden?

How a fox might be killed is covered by our wildlife laws. The real issue is why do people want to kill them.

 

[GT49er]

Where did you get the idea it is illegal to kill a fox in your Garden?

If you start taking pot shots at wild life in your garden, I'm pretty sure you get done - or at least threatened - with something. Disturbing the peace, cruelty to animals, no shotgun licence, disrespecting the Sabbath........ 'They' would find something!

 

[pearl]

Got foxes in my back garden with a sense of humour. One of them regularly curls one out on our back doorstep. Got the whole of the garden to choose from but it prefers to do it's business there.

your back garden is its home, your doorstep is yours

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

Send Jamie Vardy an invitation to a 'massive party with coke and bbq', advise him to 'bring the lads' - meet them with a heavy machine gun nestled in a well positioned trench. Sorted. Await visit from the special response unit and life imprisonment. I don't see the appeal in the long run personally but I hope this helps.

 

[Keith the Kipper]

Surely we need to establish if the foxes are still there before we carry on ?

 

[pearl]

Surely we need to establish if the foxes are still there before we carry on ?

from the noise there's probably more now

 

[Diablo]

The real issue is why do people want to kill them.

They kill a lot of new born lambs.....They are one of the few animals that have no natural predator.

 

[Insel affe]

Surely we need to establish if the foxes are still there before we carry on ?

I don't know why he just doesn't build a wall, everyone loves a wall.

 

[portslade seagull]

Used to have a Collie, she actually played with fox's in my mother in laws back garden. When we used to go there the fox's would wait for us to let her out.

 

[Baldseagull]

How a fox might be killed is covered by our wildlife laws. The real issue is why do people want to kill them.

They shit in your garden, rip open bins, and make a racket in the evening/early morning, why would you want to let them live in your garden? It's like having four legged ginger gypsies camped out there..

 

[Baldseagull]

I don't know why he just doesn't build a wall, everyone loves a wall.

If only he could find a way to get the foxes to pay for it.

 

[pearl]

They shit in your garden, rip open bins, and make a racket in the evening/early morning, why would you want to let them live in your garden? It's like having four legged ginger gypsies camped out there..

you don't like GINGER?

 

[Wardy's twin]

They kill a lot of new born lambs.....They are one of the few animals that have no natural predator.

Are these the lambs that are you fattened up before being slaughtered? Not sure there is a lot of evidence to support this - they might eat a dead lamb though.

 

[Wardy's twin]

They shit in your garden, rip open bins, and make a racket in the evening/early morning, why would you want to let them live in your garden? It's like having four legged ginger gypsies camped out there..

They shit in your garden, but a cat is more likely to do this

rip open bins - seagulls do that as well so do you endorse killing them

, and make a racket in the evening/early morning,- yes when they are breeding but so do a lot of things depending where you live

 

[Baldseagull]

you don't like GINGER?

I confess, I am a Gingerist, I have a particular dislike of Perry Groves for his winner at the Goldstone to knock us out of the FA cup in the 80's' and Tommy bloody Johnson for his goals in the 91 play off final.
Steve Sidwell and Kerry Mayo get a pass for wearing blue and white stripes, the only known partial remedy for being a horrible Ginger.

 

[Baldseagull]

They shit in your garden, but a cat is more likely to do this

rip open bins - seagulls do that as well so do you endorse killing them

, and make a racket in the evening/early morning,- yes when they are breeding but so do a lot of things depending where you live

I am up for shooting cats too.
Seagulls are not a problem in Crawley, but where they are a nuisance, and not an endangered species, shoot em.
The only other mating calls I ever hear are from the couple 2 doors down if she has been on the sauce. Once or twice a summer when the windows are open, at most.