How do I kill the foxes in my garden?

[jameswestport]

You do realise you invaded their territory not the other way around ? Maybe it is you who should move ?

I'm bigger than them so they can **** off

 

[jameswestport]

Shovel.

Dad's not quick enough and in his dreams they gang up on him.

 

[jameswestport]

I'm bigger than them so they can **** off

Don't take that too literally.

 

[brightn'ove]

I would suggest petition the PM to bring back Fox Hunting but the people who it doesnt affect would go against it again.

Are you going to go fox hunting in someones garden in London

 

[colonies man]

In London?

My brother in law also in London caught them in traps then shot them.Problem solved.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Smear lion shit over your conservatory as a deterrent. Alternatively, leave your garbage sacks outside your neighbours house overnight.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

get a pet lion/crocodile/polar bear

 

[Wardy's twin]

My brother in law also in London caught them in traps then shot them.Problem solved.

Really ? generally new foxes just move into the empty territory. Killing them is not the answer.

 

[Wardy's twin]

Does anyone know if there was a poll conducted on the subject of fox hunting on NSC I would be interested in the findings if so.

 

[jameswestport]

My brother in law also in London caught them in traps then shot them.Problem solved.

What sort of traps and where would you get a gun?

 

[Albumen]

Does anyone know if there was a poll conducted on the subject of fox hunting on NSC I would be interested in the findings if so.

The loudest ones on here will be pro-torture, and there will be some made up facts, and it shall then be called Funting, and everyone will hate each other a little bit more.

 

[BNthree]

We get foxes, badgers, deer, hedgehogs and loads of squirrels. It's the squirrels I don't like.

I hate squirrels, seeing as one bit me once. They've got sharp teeth those little blighters.

 

[Two Professors]

Just call in some hunt saboteurs.They will smother the adult foxes with love,and trample all over any cubs!

 

[Baldseagull]

Really ? generally new foxes just move into the empty territory. Killing them is not the answer.

But if you get a good number you can make a nice coat from the furs.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

What you don't do is post your intentions online. When a fox killed my nephews' rabbit, he posted on Facebook he was going to sit up that night and shoot it (He didn't - just venting). Cue a visit from the Police when someone reported it.

 

[perseus]

Get a puddy cat, a big one

 

[SeagullofMalaysia]

Release a ton of bullet ants onto the fox's body while it sleeps. The fecker won't dare to come near your home again

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Move to the countryside. We never get problems with foxes out here.

 

[AWAYDAY]

How do in torture badgers in my summer house?

 

[The Birdman]

What do you do with the dead fox?

put in the boot of coach going to Watford