How attractive are you?

[sir albion]

Give yourself a mark from 1-10
Pictures welcome

 

[Bry Nylon]

Well, if NSC is anything to go by, Anna in St Petersburg wants to talk to me every time I log in, not to mention single Muslims

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Give yourself a mark from 1-10
Pictures welcome

I think you have confused NSC with your Grindr app.

 

[essbee]

Sir albion,

I suggest you frequent a non-football related website,

i.,e f**k off

 

[Beach Hut]

Give yourself a mark from 1-10
Pictures welcome

Depends whether you make the effort to watch the team you support

 

[fat old seagull]

Sir albion,

I suggest you frequent a non-football related website,

i.,e f**k off

I take it that's probably a 2 at best, then?

 

[carteater]

I look like I'm 12 so I suppose I'm attractive to a certain type of person...

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Well, if NSC is anything to go by, Anna in St Petersburg wants to talk to me every time I log in, not to mention single Muslims

What on earth have you got in your internet history?!

 

[Bry Nylon]

What on earth have you got in your internet history?!

Funnily enough, very little - so I queried this with Bozza.

Apparently, the banner ads we see are a result of a 'bidding process' that takes fractions of a second. If you have been searching proper stuff like running gear, for example, you will receive bona fide ads from decent companies paying a premium to get their ad on your screen. If you haven't been searching anything, you are of little value and end up with 'low quality' ads that cost bottom dollar, like the single Muslims ones.

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Funnily enough, very little - so I queried this with Bozza.

Apparently, the banner ads we see are a result of a 'bidding process' that takes fractions of a second. If you have been searching proper stuff like running gear, for example, you will receive bona fide ads from decent companies paying a premium to get their ad on your screen. If you haven't been searching anything, you are of little value and end up with 'low quality' ads that cost bottom dollar, like the single Muslims ones.

I am genuinely thankful for that insight

Whenever I look on NSC at work I get the weird adverts and always assumed that someone on the network had some very bizarre fetishes. It's very dull at home with job site and cheap holidays popping up

 

[gregbrighton]

I'm fugly.

I love these sort of threads

 

[OzMike]

Apparently playing an instrument, doing something musical, makes you 90% more attractive.
I sing, play sax and clarinet, so that makes me 270% more attractive surely.

 

[thisistips]

Funnily enough, very little - so I queried this with Bozza.

Apparently, the banner ads we see are a result of a 'bidding process' that takes fractions of a second. If you have been searching proper stuff like running gear, for example, you will receive bona fide ads from decent companies paying a premium to get their ad on your screen. If you haven't been searching anything, you are of little value and end up with 'low quality' ads that cost bottom dollar, like the single Muslims ones.

I also have Anna. Plus t-shirts with big dogs faces. That's faces not faeces. No Muslims. I'm wondering what I might be missing.

 

[crodonilson]

I'm a solid 8

 

[AmexRuislip]

I am genuinely thankful for that insight

Whenever I look on NSC at work I get the weird adverts and always assumed that someone on the network had some very bizarre fetishes. It's very dull at home with job site and cheap holidays popping up

Isn't Marlow the centre of all things gimp anymore

 

[GT49er]

Apparently playing an instrument, doing something musical, makes you 90% more attractive.

I'm sure that's true. That's why I've spent years learning to play the guitar, and joining and forming bands. It's bound to work sometime soon .............










....... isn't it?

 

[AmexRuislip]

I'm sure that's true. That's why I've spent years learning to play the guitar, and joining and forming bands. It's bound to work sometime soon .............










....... isn't it?

Gloucester is quite unique

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Isn't Marlow the centre of all things gimp anymore

I haven't been back there for 6 months since they closed our offices. Back in 2 weeks and will scout it out.

You know what these rich types are like though so it wouldn't surprise me

 

[Coldeanseagull]

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Gloucester is quite unique

That was a real chuckle out loud moment!

 

[KJP]

3/10 on a good day