How attractive are you?

[AmexRuislip]

I have to say in my lunchtime I was quite a looker.
But now, due to genetic engineering, I'm folically challenged, where once was long flowing locks of brown hair, has now been replaced a shiny chrome dome.
It's all good now, the ladies all whistle at me in a tourette's styleeeeeee

 

[Baker lite]

I’d certainly give myself one..

 

[elwheelio]

To paraphrase the late, great Rodney Dangerfield...

I'm so ugly that when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother....

Or

I'm ugly, I tell ya. My proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth

 

[pearl]

I’d certainly give myself one..

On this dark, dismal, gloomy Thursday I was feeling pretty low until I stepped into this thread.

 

[zefarelly]

I’d certainly give myself one..

You've left yourself wide open to abuse there . . . or maybe you want it!

 

[Insel affe]

Aged 0-3 - I was a 10
Aged 3-5 - I was an 8
Aged 5-11 - I was a 4
Aged 11-15 - I was a 1
Aged 15-18 - I was a 7
Aged 18-30 - I was a 9
Aged 30-40 - I was a 7
Aged 40-45 - I was a 6
Aged 45-51 - I am a 2.5

Guess which periods !!

 

[kevo]

I am genuinely thankful for that insight

Whenever I look on NSC at work I get the weird adverts and always assumed that someone on the network had some very bizarre fetishes. It's very dull at home with job site and cheap holidays popping up

This is the banner ad for me today. I'm not sure they'd suit me, tbh.

 

[zefarelly]

This is the banner ad for me today. I'm not sure they'd suit me, tbh.

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I got spare tyres !

scooter sized . . . . stupid thing is, I've already bought them, the other day !

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Aged 0-3 - I was a 10
Aged 3-5 - I was an 8
Aged 5-11 - I was a 4
Aged 11-15 - I was a 1
Aged 15-18 - I was a 7
Aged 18-30 - I was a 9
Aged 30-40 - I was a 7
Aged 40-45 - I was a 6
Aged 45-51 - I am a 2.5

Guess which periods !!

Lovely baby. It all went wrong when you appear to have joined BROS as the bassist who hid.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

THey're pants, or they were then . I had a LAney for bass in the 90's , then upgraded to a hand made Orange 20 years ago which I still have . . . . a hand wired valve amp is for life, not just for Christmas

Still have the Rickenbacker . . . .used it last night as it happens. top plank.

Went over to the Gretsch junior because it’s so ****ing easy to use. Short neck...lightweight...thing is a dream to play. Like an SG but lighter.

I like small basses as I’m a small handed gimp.

 

[Insel affe]

Lovely baby. It all went wrong when you appear to have joined BROS as the bassist who hid.

You know how to wind me up Hill from another billy, that so wound me up back in the day

However it worked out well for me on occasions

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

You know how to wind me up Hill from another billy, that so wound me up back in the day

However it worked out well for me on occasions

Aww. I was only pulling your plonker matey.

Actually...back in my brief flat top days you and I were similar looking...I’ll give you the edge...blue eyed stunner you.

Mind you. I did all right. I laughed em into bed.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

How attractive are you?

Not sure. I can't quite decide

 

[Dick Head]

Apparently playing an instrument, doing something musical, makes you 90% more attractive.
I sing, play sax and clarinet, so that makes me 270% more attractive surely.

I sing, play sax, clarinet and trombone so I'm too sexy for you.

 

[Insel affe]

I sing, play sax, clarinet and trombone so I'm too sexy for you.

Ah Goofy, how ya doing fella....

 

[Stat Brother]

I wouldn't touch me with mine.

 

[Wardy's twin]

I earn £250k a week . I will let you decide.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

I’ve got a great personality.

Do you think, with nearly 50k post, isn't it time you 'released that beast'.

 

[Dick Head]

Ah Goofy, how ya doing fella....

Great mate.

 

[Insel affe]

Great mate.

very good