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How attractive are you?
- Thread starter sir albion
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Bladders
Twats everywhere
11/10
When I’m not being the worlds best #ITK , I spend the rest of the year as an international playboy when the transfer window SLAMS SHUT
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When I’m not being the worlds best #ITK , I spend the rest of the year as an international playboy when the transfer window SLAMS SHUT
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Megazone
On his last warning
9.7
Often find myself snogging the mirror even on days without make-up.
Often find myself snogging the mirror even on days without make-up.
Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
My hand thinks I'm a ten
I think you might be on to something..Apparently playing an instrument, doing something musical, makes you 90% more attractive.
I sing, play sax and clarinet, so that makes me 270% more attractive surely.
- Jul 6, 2011
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I was 8+ when this thread started. The years haven't been kind however...
Mayonaise
Well-known member
To any women that is attracted to slightly heavy, balding 58 year olds - I guess I am the bees knees 
So glad I decided to become an Orchestra Conductor
To paraphrase a well known phrase, 'Those who can, play; those who can't, wave a stick'!
A bit yes . . .kind of offset the pulling goldfish faces on stage, or if like me a bass player, just being the gormless lanky one in the corner.
Lighting makes all the difference. Dark lights especially ;-)
I'd like to apologise for my post #4. I didn't really mean to tell the OP to f*** off.
I was young and stupid at the time.
By the way, I'm a bit of a looker myself.
In our 20's now eh . . . .enjoy, its a fun ride then a slippery slope
Bevendean Hillbilly
New member
I’m about a 5 these days.
BUT my dads sense of humour and my mums massive dick have combined to produce a very large genetic footprint.
I’ve had no complaints. To quote the man who destroyed my bathroom by putting floor tiles on the bleeding WALL.
BUT my dads sense of humour and my mums massive dick have combined to produce a very large genetic footprint.
I’ve had no complaints. To quote the man who destroyed my bathroom by putting floor tiles on the bleeding WALL.
10/10 obviously. Well maybe 9/10... I smell weird nowadays, I think.
I have everything that a young little thing may want. You better lock up your daugthers when I get my ass over to your island.
1. Great rapper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euN-KfR4PDw
2. Ambitious visionary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ApdGAEPI-c
3. Great hair. At least a lot of it.
Lock them in or hand them over.
I have everything that a young little thing may want. You better lock up your daugthers when I get my ass over to your island.
1. Great rapper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euN-KfR4PDw
2. Ambitious visionary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ApdGAEPI-c
3. Great hair. At least a lot of it.
Lock them in or hand them over.
A bit yes . . .kind of offset the pulling goldfish faces on stage, or if like me a bass player, just being the gormless lanky one in the corner.
Lighting makes all the difference. Dark lights especially ;-) View attachment 127946
You could afford a Marshal stack? You jammy b******! If I could have afforded one of those I'd have conquered the world!
GENUINELY laughing out loud
I think the 'Love Basement' video is possibly my favourite ever thing on NSC.
*Gullsworth*
My Hair is like his hair
GENUINELY laughing out loud
I think the 'Love Basement' video is possibly my favourite ever thing on NSC.
So weird bordering onto wrong but mildly amusing but dont know for sure if I should admit it. I am confused.
I’ve got a great personality.
THey're pants, or they were then . I had a LAney for bass in the 90's , then upgraded to a hand made Orange 20 years ago
which I still have . . . . a hand wired valve amp is for life, not just for Christmas Still have the Rickenbacker . . . .used it last night as it happens. top plank.