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[Albion] “He’s got a foot like a f’ing twix”



Van Cleef

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I’ve got it, someone was wearing shiny gold boots, but that would be feet like a Twix, unless they were wearing one shiny gold boot. :smile:
I think I have also spent far too long trying to work it out :lolol:
I think it's time Giraffe put us out of our misery. My heads starting to hurt.
 




Zeberdi

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Dan Burn after his tackle on Danny ( and subsequent yellow card) ?
 














Giraffe

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Haven’t had a Twix in years. I gave up when they shrank the bars and wanted the same money for them.
Have you tried the salted caramel one. You’re missing out…
 




Giraffe

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Have spent far too long trying to work what “foot like a twix” means but failed. Is it how the foot looks? What features does a twix have?
Probably worth saying that said individual talked nonsense for most of the game so there is limited logic to the statement.
 








ConfusedGloryHunter

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"You know, it doesn’t matter if you choose left or right because they’re both chewy, crunchy, and delicious."

This suggests you were overhearing a hybrid foot fetishist-cannibal, in which case, it is more likely they were lusting after one of our fine young specimens. I'll guess Velts as I reckon his missus seems the caring sort who probably massages his feet every night with camomile and honey.

Am I right?
 


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