[Albion] “He’s got a foot like a f’ing twix”

[Justice]

I think you had better put me on ignore if a raised eyebrow upsets you that much.

I wasn’t refuting anything, just pointing out that Bobby Zamora wasn’t on the pitch yesterday

ps you’re are being paranoid - I have better things to do than “follow people around on a chat forum ”

Have a good day

Did you think the OP thought Zamora was on the pitch then

 

[Justice]

Because it’s long and thin otherwise I’m baffed as to why anyone would describe someone’s foot as a twix.

Maybe it’s a Northern joke make no sense tbh.

 

[phoenix]

Haven’t had a Twix in years. I gave up when they shrank the bars and wanted the same money for them.

My partner isnt satified with two fingers anymore, very disappointing,

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

My partner isnt satified with two fingers anymore, very disappointing,

Even a four-finger KitKat may disappoint some, introducing the CHUNKY (available in both white, dark or original)

 

[Gazwag]

I had somebody near me shout "you're a strap-on linesman" at the QPR friendly

Not chocolate themed obviously but he shouted it about 10 times during the game

 

[Jack Straw]

Talking of sweets, years ago I had a peanut stuck in my ear...

 

[Giraffe]

Talking of sweets, years ago I had a peanut stuck in my ear...

Is there a punchline?

 

[Winker]

Was the player hanging off the crossbar at the time?

Did the Toon have any two-toed sloths in the team?

 

[MTSeagulls]

My partner isnt satified with two fingers anymore, very disappointing,

*snicker*

 

[ROSM]

Talking of sweets, years ago I had a peanut stuck in my ear...

Did you pour some chocolate in to loosen it?

 

[BN9 BHA]

Is there a punchline?

From last week
Post in thread 'Ear wax removal'
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/threads/ear-wax-removal.410090/post-11329833

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Alexis Caramac Alister

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Jack Minstrels-wood.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Flakeundo Buonanotte

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Ferrero Roch-Shane Duffy.

 

[METALMICKY]

Flakeundo Buonanotte

Surely you meant Flakeundo Bueno-anotte?

 

[A mex eyecan]

Because it’s long and thin otherwise I’m baffed as to why anyone would describe someone’s foot as a twix.

twin aren’t long, like all confectionery they’ve shrunk year after year. Did you know a fact that When Twik were first launched the were 18” wide and 14’ long!

 

[Giraffe]

twin aren’t long, like all confectionery they’ve shrunk year after year. Did you know a fact that When Twik were first launched the were 18” wide and 14’ long!

Those measurements sound familiar.

 

[backson]

Those measurements sound familiar.

God help Mrs Giraffe

 

[clapham_gull]

Terry's Conner