[Albion] “He’s got a foot like a f’ing twix”

[Van Cleef]

I’ve got it, someone was wearing shiny gold boots, but that would be feet like a Twix, unless they were wearing one shiny gold boot.
I think I have also spent far too long trying to work it out

I think it's time Giraffe put us out of our misery. My heads starting to hurt.

 

[Zeberdi]

Dan Burn after his tackle on Danny ( and subsequent yellow card) ?

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Fabian “Dime” Schär?

Mats Waffer?

 

[Hamilton]

Yes I know. I’ll give you a clue, he was abusing a Newcastle player that hasn’t yet been named on this thread. I therefore assume it was meant in a derogatory fashion.

There’s a Newcastle player on this thread? Is @Harry Wilson's tackle in fact Malcolm MacDonald?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Solly Mars

 

[A mex eyecan]

Have spent far too long trying to work what “foot like a twix” means but failed. Is it how the foot looks? What features does a twix have?

it has two fingers, which then makes such a comparison even more weird

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Karou After Dinner Mint-oma

 

[Giraffe]

Haven’t had a Twix in years. I gave up when they shrank the bars and wanted the same money for them.

Have you tried the salted caramel one. You’re missing out…

 

[Giraffe]

Have spent far too long trying to work what “foot like a twix” means but failed. Is it how the foot looks? What features does a twix have?

Probably worth saying that said individual talked nonsense for most of the game so there is limited logic to the statement.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

KitKat O’Reilly

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Paul Mars Bar-ber

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

"You know, it doesn’t matter if you choose left or right because they’re both chewy, crunchy, and delicious."

This suggests you were overhearing a hybrid foot fetishist-cannibal, in which case, it is more likely they were lusting after one of our fine young specimens. I'll guess Velts as I reckon his missus seems the caring sort who probably massages his feet every night with camomile and honey.

Am I right?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Julio Encis-Aero

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Tariq Lampt-Smarties

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Yasin Ayar-Galaxy

 

[Guinness Boy]

Mats Wafer

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

I used to remark that CMS had Toblerone shaped boots due to his inability to hit the target.

 

[clapham_gull]

Chris KitKatlin

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Reckon it's a simple case of OP mis-hearing what was actually said

Foot like a twixion engine?

 

[Zeberdi]

Solly Mars

Mats Wafer

Do these both have a Rutterscotch filling?