Help!!!!!

[Captain Pugwash]

making a good point but this girl is completely in love with me and it aint only me its more with my mum being mates with her mum and i dont wanna ruin that reletionship for my mum.

it aint as easy as all that

 

[Captain Pugwash]

probably hang out with a couple of your mates and her mates together doing something, and then take a few seconds alone by yourself and dump her. than you migrate to your mates and she will get comfort by hers.

that wont work has her mates hate me so ill probably get chased home

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

probably hang out with a couple of your mates and her mates together doing something, and then take a few seconds alone by yourself and dump her. than you migrate to your mates and she will get comfort by hers.

well as one of her "best" mates has been having it off with him behind the bike sheds a full on BITCH FIGHT is likely, in which case you can just peg it....or watch the bitch fight


make sure they look real slaggy

 

[Captain Pugwash]

make sure they look real slaggy

no need to make sure

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

no need to make sure

well, just make sure its legal, and film it if possible

 

[Captain Pugwash]

yep anyway however good that sounds i still ahve a fooking problem

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

why?


you slept with her BEST FRIEND


its gonna get out anyway, girls are slags, they talk about these things, she will find out


you might aswell tell her

 

[Captain Pugwash]

she packs a very, very hard punch

 

[1066gull]

i pack a large lunchbox

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

she packs a very, very hard punch

yeah and whatever happens, you're gonna get that punch aren't you


you might aswell tell her so that the punch isn't in front of all your mates


either that or get the first punch in

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

i pack a large lunchbox

riiiiiiiiiiiight

 

[Captain Pugwash]

tommy, thanks for helping mate i really mean that, but you just dont understand.

it truely aint as easy as your trying to make out

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i pack a large lunchbox

what's he called?

 

[1066gull]

what's he called?

Pinky and Percy.

So far my left bollock, Percy is injured after it had a football smacked into him today.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

How about I shag them both and then tell you which one I think you should go out with, you know, like a second opinion

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

my penis is called Jermaine the second


he's black and speaks in JIVE


he's the shaft

 

[Captain Pugwash]

How about I shag them both and then tell you which one I think you should go out with, you know, like a second opinion

yer another good idea

 

[Captain Pugwash]

ahhh blind love.....its not good, she's already planned on ur wedding and what ur gonna call ur kids jaz.

adrian and terrance (fucks nos why)

big wedding and honeymooning in the carribean

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Right, as we are on young as dating subject....

Why do girls only fancy me when they are drunk and when im with my girlfriend? why cant they fancy me when im not with my girlfriend? or when I didn't have a girlfriend at all?

 

[Captain Pugwash]