Help!!!!!

[Captain Pugwash]

yes the thread sort of lost its meaning when tommy boy and adriodinhio but it was a laugh so ive decided i will tell my current girlfriend that it is not working anymore. and then hopefully brake the news about her best mate a couple of weeks later. wish me luck, im going to need it

 

[goldstone]

At 15 you're far too young to have a steady girlfriend. Plenty of time for that when you're older. Get out there and play football with your mates instead ... the new season is approaching.

 

[Captain Pugwash]

cant, broken ankle

 

[tedebear]

Right Mr Jaz, here's my two pennies worth..

Ending a relationship is going to hurt, but as you've already said your heart isn't in it so you must do the honorable thing and end it. You need to talk to her and tell her that you're not being fair to her by carrying on anymore. You don't want to pretend to feel something you don't, so you must tell her!! She will be upset but she will get over it and look back and hopefully laugh one day.

Now for the tricky bit, should you tell her you fancy her mate during the same conversation? Well if you don't and she finds out through someone else then she'll accuse you of cheating? So I'd take the very hard step of being up front...If you aren't and she finds out - an amicable breakup may become a long going tirade of abuse...

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Right firstly, this is NSC gold .

Secondly, people end relationships all the time, the sooner you realise this, the easier it is to dump someone. Yes you girl will probably have a cry on you or hit you, even worse, both. Take it like a man, and get it over and done with, trust me you will feel so m,uch better when it's done. As far as you mum is concerned, adults aren't stupid (well all of them anyway), they both know you're young and would probably be more worried if you did stay together for a lot longer. There shouldn't be any friction at all between the mum's, however expect a mouthful next time you see the ex's mum. Or as someone said just sleep with her, trust me in later life there is a lot of credability in having a set like that Also, for future reference, always, always by the time of a third date find out how people react when they are dumped, do they make a scene, do they take it quietly, is it best to do it in public, in private. All are very important questions you need to know the answers to, you are young about to live life to the full, so be prepared

Thirdly, after my words of wisdom, where are the PICS

Hope this has been of some help and good luck

 

[Captain Pugwash]

right thanks everyone for your help. ive dumped the current girlfriend saying that is is not her its me and im not ready for the serious releationship that she wants so the stop missleading her its unfair we end it.

i said it face-to-face as i need to face what i have done like a man. i have not told her about her mate yet, that is the next thing to do.

cheers everyone

 

[John Dorian]

mwahahahahahaha.....that is all.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

*waits for post saying that now he's single the best mate has lost interest, or is saying it wouldn't be fair on her mate*

 

[Captain Pugwash]

shit shit shit

just had a phone call from the best mate saying accidently said everything that was going on.

ex girlfriend not a happy bunny and there is a real possabilty that there will be no seagulljaz this time next week

 

[Springal]

i do hope you got and saved filthy pictures of said bird and they are being uploaded now young man

 

[John Dorian]

yeah but jaz, it was gonna happen sooner or later, now u gotta face the music. wipe your mouths and move on.

 

[Marc]

...saying that is is not her its me...

no no no no no no no no NO!

that is NOT the right way of dumping someone, that basically means "it is you not me bitch!", she will hunt you down and rip your TEETH out when she finds out your licking the love circles of her best mate!

 

[Captain Pugwash]

yes i do



i just dont want to

 

[Captain Pugwash]

no no no no no no no no NO!

that is NOT the right way of dumping someone, that basically means "it is you not me bitch!", she will hunt you down and rip your TEETH out when she finds out your licking the love circles of her best mate!

its not my teeth im worried about

 

[John Dorian]

why ? then u would really be ugly....just wear a cricket box thing, when meeting up with said bird. Just dont let ur ex brainwash ur soon to be missus, therefore leaving u with jimmy the right hand.

 

[Captain Pugwash]

might were 3 cricket box things, she is a strong lady for one so slim

 

[John Dorian]

butch ?

 

[Captain Pugwash]

no

 

[John Dorian]

haha !!! so have u spoken to the new mrs about the situation ?

 

[Captain Pugwash]

yes, she says she still loves me and always will (in other words untill someone better looking comes along)

she will stand by me no matter what and she is willing to lose her best mate to stay with me.

on the bright side at least we can not hide about and we can start telling people about us