Help!!!!!

[John Dorian]

well u are 6 years old adie.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

the best i can do is a girl 3 weeks old

!?

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

the best i can do is a girl 3 weeks older than me

Maybe you can have Jaz's current (soon to be ex) bird?

 

[Captain Pugwash]

hes more then welcome to her

in fact if he can make the move on her then she can dump me and i can get with her best mate

 

[1066gull]

well u are 6 years old adie.

im 17....


and tommy, why so shocked that i have a girl? didnt my thread about contraception give you a clue one night?

 

[John Dorian]

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

im 17....


and tommy, why so shocked that i have a girl? didnt my thread about contraception give you a clue one night?

more that it was a 3 month old girl?


i'm not shocked really, you seem nice ENOUGH, just a little insane in the membrane


GOOD luck and that

 

[Captain Pugwash]

were losing the point of this thread

help PLEASE

 

[1066gull]

Maybe you can have Jaz's current (soon to be ex) bird?

hes more then welcome to her

in fact if he can make the move on her then she can dump me and i can get with her best mate

I would love to, but 1, I would get branded a phaedophile, 2, distance and 3, how do i dump mine?

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

im 17....


and tommy, why so shocked that i have a girl? didnt my thread about contraception give you a clue one night?

Awwwwwwwwwwww Adrio, when do I get to meet her?

 

[Captain Pugwash]

I would love to, but 1, I would get branded a phaedophile, 2, distance and 3, how do i dump mine?

you have to ruined the one positive ive taken from this thread dont ya lol

 

[1066gull]

Neverland Raunch, dark hair

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

3, how do i dump mine?

attempt stealth anal


say you're gay

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

I would love to, but 1, I would get branded a phaedophile, 2, distance and 3, how do i dump mine?

How would you be a peodofile? if your 17 and Jaz's gf is 17 then that dont make you no peodo.

In fact you are both over the legal age so you are fine.

 

[Captain Pugwash]

anyway how do i dump her without getting my bollcoks chopped off

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

anyway how do i dump her without getting my bollcoks chopped off

a)SAY YOU'RE GAY

b) sleep with her mum

c)punch her


one of those will do



'kin'ell youngsters today

 

[Captain Pugwash]

we've been through A all ready


B ive slept with her best mate, and her mum is too fat

C i dont hit women

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Ok seriously.

Just say that you dont think it is working out and that you don't think it ever will.

She is 17 and will proberbly (if not already) get another boyfriend quickly so will get over it quickly anyway. I think she will just be a bit pissed of with her friend a bit.

Just follow your heart mate.

Your young and have MANY years ahead of you hopefully and you never know, you may have loads of girls until you find the right one.

What im trying to say is..... f*** HER AND MOVE ON!!!!!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

we've been through A all ready


B ive slept with her best mate, and her mum is too fat

C i dont hit women

a) it cannot fail

b) what f***?! in which case just tell her! that'll get it done

c) who cares? forget your morals just this once, you slept with her best friend- why can't you punch her?

 

[1066gull]

probably hang out with a couple of your mates and her mates together doing something, and then take a few seconds alone by yourself and dump her. than you migrate to your mates and she will get comfort by hers.