Early Doors
Coach
I am in tears reading this.
I used to work in a place that had only 1 bog. The only people working out of there was me and a driver, but we had fitting teams coming in to pick gear up. One guy used to come in, and go straight to the bog for a shit. He was obviously banned from shitting at home, so he used to save his logs for our place. The 'kitchen' was next door to the loo, and I would retch while making a coffee as his scent drifted from under the door.
After a while I felt it was time for revenge. One morning, after a night on the guiness, I was dropping some disgusting farts, and obviously needing a clear out. I decided to wait until I got to work. The journey there was dangerous, I was turtling all the way. I got to work, and went straight to the loo. I delivered the sloppiest, blackest, most foul smelling shit it has ever been my pleasure to unload. I did the paperwork, washed my hands (with soap!) and got out, just as I heard the van pull up. I was innocently making coffee as he arrived, and went straight to the loo. All I could hear was a stifled 'fuckiiiing hell' as he closed the door.
I used to work in a place that had only 1 bog. The only people working out of there was me and a driver, but we had fitting teams coming in to pick gear up. One guy used to come in, and go straight to the bog for a shit. He was obviously banned from shitting at home, so he used to save his logs for our place. The 'kitchen' was next door to the loo, and I would retch while making a coffee as his scent drifted from under the door.
After a while I felt it was time for revenge. One morning, after a night on the guiness, I was dropping some disgusting farts, and obviously needing a clear out. I decided to wait until I got to work. The journey there was dangerous, I was turtling all the way. I got to work, and went straight to the loo. I delivered the sloppiest, blackest, most foul smelling shit it has ever been my pleasure to unload. I did the paperwork, washed my hands (with soap!) and got out, just as I heard the van pull up. I was innocently making coffee as he arrived, and went straight to the loo. All I could hear was a stifled 'fuckiiiing hell' as he closed the door.
