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Has anyone ever seen a dog with a mouth full of bangers being chased by a butcher?
- Thread starter CHAPPERS
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Deano's Right Foot
Well-known member
No but I've seen a policeman banging people on the head with a truncheon.
Although I've never heard anyone speak like Judy. Apart from Julie Burchill that is.
Although I've never heard anyone speak like Judy. Apart from Julie Burchill that is.
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Deano's Right Foot said:
What about Janet Street-Porter?
Wardy
NSC's Benefits Guru
Trufflehound said:
That doesn't count. She has a tape player to speak for her.
Lokki 7
WSU
Does anyone actually know anyone that has had their arm broken by a swan?
Why would a butcher be chasing a dog with a mouth full of fireworks? Would it not be the task of the man from behind the firework counter to do that?
Benny Seagull
Active member
anyone ever slipped over a banana peel while on subject?!
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Does anyone really go literally cross-eyed when they get a kick in the goolies ?
Cian
Well-known member
Would a butcher WANT the string of sausages back after a dogs been slobbering on it? Couldn't sell it...
Now, what they could do with the dog....
Now, what they could do with the dog....
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Croydonbloke
Palace in Sussex
No, but i`ve seen a dog being chased by Champions The Saviour for shitting in his shoe!!!ChapmansThe Saviour said:
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
Lokki 7 said:
Yup. He came up behind me with a hammer.
I tied his stupid neck in a knot and ate his nest. 3-1 to humans.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
You tied a knot in a swans neck, with a broken arm ?Meade's_Ball said:
Crikey, you must be like Tarzan or something.
:impressed:
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
Easy 10 said:
I do have a working mouth, Mr 10.
Exmouth Seagull
New member
Has anybody actually run off the edge of a cliff (a bit like in Tom & Jerry), realised they are about to drop - so suddenly stop and start to run back only to fall at the last moment?
I wonder if it can be done?
Maybe we should try as test to see if it can, at say Beachy Head - any nominations as to who should be the runners?
I wonder if it can be done?
Maybe we should try as test to see if it can, at say Beachy Head - any nominations as to who should be the runners?
MYOB said:Would a butcher WANT the string of sausages back after a dogs been slobbering on it? Couldn't sell it...
Now, what they could do with the dog....
Speaking of which, did you see the United fans new song for Park-il-Sung
[to 'Lord of the Dance']
"Park, Park, wherever you may be,
they eat dogs in your home country"
colinpants
IT CONSULTANT
- Jan 24, 2005
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I thought i had a giddy aunt until i found out she drunk gin.