Has anyone ever seen a dog with a mouth full of bangers being chased by a butcher?

[CHAPPERS]

Or are Punch and Judy lying mother fuckers?

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

No but I've seen a policeman banging people on the head with a truncheon.

Although I've never heard anyone speak like Judy. Apart from Julie Burchill that is.

 

[Trufflehound]

Although I've never heard anyone speak like Judy. Apart from Julie Burchill that is.

What about Janet Street-Porter?

 

[Wardy]

What about Janet Street-Porter?

That doesn't count. She has a tape player to speak for her.

 

[WATFORD O]

Or are Punch and Judy lying mother fuckers?

Lying mother fuckers, as you suggest.............

 

[Lokki 7]

Does anyone actually know anyone that has had their arm broken by a swan?

 

[Bozza]

Why would a butcher be chasing a dog with a mouth full of fireworks? Would it not be the task of the man from behind the firework counter to do that?

 

[Benny Seagull]

anyone ever slipped over a banana peel while on subject?!

 

[Simster]

Why would a butcher be chasing a dog with a mouth full of fireworks? Would it not be the task of the man from behind the firework counter to do that?

When he says BANGERS he obviously means replica dolls of Marcus Trescothick - so it would be the job of the JJB Sports manager to do that.

 

[Simster]

anyone ever slipped over a banana peel while on subject?!

Actually yes, yes I have.

 

[Easy 10]

Does anyone really go literally cross-eyed when they get a kick in the goolies ?

 

[Cian]

Would a butcher WANT the string of sausages back after a dogs been slobbering on it? Couldn't sell it...

Now, what they could do with the dog....

 

[Croydonbloke]

Or are Punch and Judy lying mother fuckers?

No, but i`ve seen a dog being chased by Champions The Saviour for shitting in his shoe!!!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Does anyone actually know anyone that has had their arm broken by a swan?

Yup. He came up behind me with a hammer.
I tied his stupid neck in a knot and ate his nest. 3-1 to humans.

 

[Turkey]

No but I wanna see it. Come on you dogs!

 

[Easy 10]

Yup. He came up behind me with a hammer.
I tied his stupid neck in a knot and ate his nest. 3-1 to humans.

You tied a knot in a swans neck, with a broken arm ?

Crikey, you must be like Tarzan or something.

:impressed:

 

[Meade's Ball]

You tied a knot in a swans neck, with a broken arm ?

Crikey, you must be like Tarzan or something.

:impressed:

I do have a working mouth, Mr 10.

 

[Exmouth Seagull]

Has anybody actually run off the edge of a cliff (a bit like in Tom & Jerry), realised they are about to drop - so suddenly stop and start to run back only to fall at the last moment?

I wonder if it can be done?

Maybe we should try as test to see if it can, at say Beachy Head - any nominations as to who should be the runners?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Would a butcher WANT the string of sausages back after a dogs been slobbering on it? Couldn't sell it...

Now, what they could do with the dog....

Speaking of which, did you see the United fans new song for Park-il-Sung

[to 'Lord of the Dance']

"Park, Park, wherever you may be,
they eat dogs in your home country"

 

[colinpants]

I thought i had a giddy aunt until i found out she drunk gin.