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Has anyone ever seen a dog with a mouth full of bangers being chased by a butcher?







Northstander

Well-known member
Oct 13, 2003
14,031
hans kraay fan club said:
Speaking of which, did you see the United fans new song for Park-il-Sung

[to 'Lord of the Dance']

"Park, Park, wherever you may be,
they eat dogs in your home country"

:clap2:

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

As much as I dont like Man Utd, they do come up with cracking chants
 




Northstander

Well-known member
Oct 13, 2003
14,031
A good one of theirs is the one to "Take me home country road..."
 


Vlad the Impala

New member
Jul 16, 2004
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Not a dog with sausages, but I have seen a dog with a joint of beef in its drooling gob being chased by me with a boot. Damned expensive joint it was too. I'd have given him a beating if I'd caught him except he was from a breed bred to fight Japanese kamikaze bears.
 








Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
Benny Seagull said:
anyone ever slipped over a banana peel while on subject?!

i slipped over a melon skin once trying to kick it - was on a concrete pacvement in the middle of the park and hurt like hell
 




Why is it that a dog will not attempt to share the sausages, after nicking them from the butchers?

I feed my hound every day, take her for walkies, make her comfortable, and I don't doubt for a moment that bitch would scarf the whole takings if she collared a decent string of sausages.
 


Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,983
Surrey
The Northstander said:
:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

As much as I dont like Man Utd, they do come up with cracking chants
They were singing "2-0 in your superbowl" at Everton which I feel is a class bit of gallows humour.
 


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