Crispy Ambulance
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He misses Newhaven
Bet he don't! I missed it once - took the road to Rodmell to get to Seaford! Couldn't go through the town as things were a bit warm!
He misses Newhaven
Bet he don't! I missed it once - took the road to Rodmell to get to Seaford! Couldn't go through the town as things were a bit warm!
The Con Club was on fire?
If only!
What happened then?
Rather not take sides but what it looks like to me is....
Bozza 1( og. Harty)
Harty 0
After extra time.
I asked her if I could take a photo of her. She said only if I airbrushed out her crows feet. I told her I couldn't do that as My Camera Never Lies!
I was doing a couple of sisters at the same time. And they found out! And their boys weren't too impressed. Got a fairly distinguishable motor -(no, it's not an ambulance!)- so had to avoid the centre for a bit. Big lasses, used to drip like a broken fridge!
I don't remember that Bucks Fizz song?
I was doing a couple of sisters at the same time. And they found out! And their boys weren't too impressed. Got a fairly distinguishable motor -(no, it's not an ambulance!)- so had to avoid the centre for a bit. Big lasses, used to drip like a broken fridge!
Possibly the most sensible post on this thread for a long time.You are welcome to your opinion and he maybe a be a bit misguided in his latest outburst, but never a **ing idiot.
I don't remember that Bucks Fizz song?
Wheelbarrows
The good thing about Bucks Fizz was that when playing Top of the Pops hand shandy roulette, at least Cheryl Baker was a good consolation prize. With ABBA, coinciding the vinegar strokes with having Agnetha on screen was always a tough job, although Benny or Bjorn were both preferable to the brunette.
Why is it called "vinegar strokes"?
One of my associates says its because of the frantic shaking required to get the sarsons onto the chips whilst another says its because of the screwed up face one has whilst sipping vinegar that is akin to the face one pulls when about to tip the custard.
You decide.
Of males on the job, the final climactic stages of intercourse or a Sherman. From the similar facial expression associated with sipping non-brewed condiment Would you believe it? The phone rang just as I was getting onto the vinegar strokes. I nearly ran into the car in front
Definitely the latter. I refer you to the BIBLE of bad language, the Viz Profanisaurus
This particular entry is sandwiched between Vienetta and Viper's Tongue.
Excuse me but er feck you. A) because everyone knows Bozzas real name already b) Harty has done more for your club and in many respects he and a few hundred (note 'few') are why you have a club to support today. Christ, what is it with fans and short memories? If you want to talk about offence, your comments typify those that get right up mine and many likeminded supporters who are eternally grateful to Samrah, Attila, Hart, Carder, Costa etc for putting in a shift when it mattered most. That didn't stop just because we've got a ground now. When was the last time a newspaper came looking for a quote from you? "Irrelevance"? What a