Harty in this weeks Worthing Herald. He STILL has his FINGER on the PULSE

[RedRob]

I'd love to be around when Husty hits 21 and reads back some of the stuff he wrote on the ****ing internet. Will be the new dictionary definition of 'cringe'.

....SO reactionary, for someone so young - what will he be like when he's his Dad's age?

(ps: the answer is a ukip councillor)

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

I don't remember that Bucks Fizz song?

You must remember it!

I met her on a train
On my way to London Bridge
Within seconds, her kecks were off
And she was dripping like a broken fridge.

We shared a love of rock climbing
We'd shag for hours on a lonely ridge
Maybe it was the danger of doing it outdoors
Cos she was dripping like a broken fridge.

We talked about tv programmes from our childhood
About Mary, Mungo & Midge
Not sure which one got her going the most
But she was soon dripping like a broken fridge.

Deep down, I knew it couldn't last
She ran off with another geezer
And now he's having all the fun
While she's dripping like a broken fridge freezer!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

You must remember it!

I met her on a train
On my way to London Bridge
Within seconds, her kecks were off
And she was dripping like a broken fridge.

We shared a love of rock climbing
We'd shag for hours on a lonely ridge
Maybe it was the danger of doing it outdoors
Cos she was dripping like a broken fridge.

We talked about tv programmes from our childhood
About Mary, Mungo & Midge
Not sure which one got her going the most
But she was soon dripping like a broken fridge.

Deep down, I knew it couldn't last
She ran off with another geezer
And now he's having all the fun
While she's dripping like a broken fridge freezer!

Oh. What prose.

I am moved to tears.

 

[W.C.]

You must remember it!

I met her on a train
On my way to London Bridge
Within seconds, her kecks were off
And she was dripping like a broken fridge.

We shared a love of rock climbing
We'd shag for hours on a lonely ridge
Maybe it was the danger of doing it outdoors
Cos she was dripping like a broken fridge.

We talked about tv programmes from our childhood
About Mary, Mungo & Midge
Not sure which one got her going the most
But she was soon dripping like a broken fridge.

Deep down, I knew it couldn't last
She ran off with another geezer
And now he's having all the fun
While she's dripping like a broken fridge freezer!

ahh! It's all coming back now. How could I forget that controversial top of the pops when they whipped off the girls skirts and they were, well, yes.