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Haemorrhoids
- Thread starter Durlston
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I started to wince when I got the thumbs up. 
I started to wince when I got the thumbs up.
My breakfast just came up!
They're Albion supporters and very helpful with the parking etc
Durlston
"You plonker, Rodney!"
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I started to wince when I got the thumbs up.
I haven't forgotten the kindness you showed when I was in hospital in February, offering to visit if you lived nearer mate. Me and my medical problems. NSC offers better advice than anywhere else on the internet.
The second one down looks like my girlfriend's clitoris. I LOVE licking it.
I haven't forgotten the kindness you showed when I was in hospital in February, offering to visit if you lived nearer mate. Me and my medical problems. NSC offers better advice than anywhere else on the internet.
The second one down looks like my girlfriend's clitoris. I LOVE licking it.
Maybe you should change your sign on name to clit-licker.
Horses Arse
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Yep, they do well out of the parking now. Anti stadium during the planning though.
pearl
Well-known member
If they ever got as bad as that I'd sit on a cactus.
well .... sitting on a cactus might not be such a bad idea.
I can't believe I'm posting this and I'm only doing so as it might be of help!
After several days of mild discomfort that I ignored I woke up with one of these vile spawn of the devil things. I got my arse down to Boots (haha) and armed with Anusol tried to kill it. Found Anusol too harsh so googled natural remedies, came across suggestions of Witch Hazel and Aloe Vera (that's where the cactus comes in).
Anyway I've been using Witch Hazel gel and Aloe Vera Gel (do not use creams), slowly things are getting back to normal.
So, don't ignore a little problem as it could bite you ....
After this admission I'm out of here for a bit
