[Humour] Greg Wallace

[A1X]

Slight point of order. He’s not a chef, he’s a greengrocer who somehow got a gig judging chefs.

 

[Cordwainer]

Partridge vibes

100%. Pass cook babtridge.

 

[TudorApples]

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[TudorApples]

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[BevBHA]

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Ha, that’s fantastic!

 

[jcdenton08]

He’s a wazzock. Right now he’s driving around the ring road, having just bought from tungsten tip screws. Never gonna use them, never gonna use them…

 

[BN9 BHA]

 

[BevBHA]

In contrast, his master chef partner John Torode comes across as a thoroughly decent bloke. Speaking on BBC Sussex on my way home about his new TV show where he travels Australia and came across really well, I thought.

*waits for someone to bring up something unfavourable about him, does he do columns?*

 

[keaton]

In contrast, his master chef partner John Torode comes across as a thoroughly decent bloke. Speaking on BBC Sussex on my way home about his new TV show where he travels Australia and came across really well, I thought.

*waits for someone to bring up something unfavourable about him, does he do columns?*

I saw him at ashes game once. He seemed like a nice bloke and was using his highly developed palate to sink can after can of Fosters

 

[POSKETT AT THE VALLEY]

Slight point of order. He’s not a chef, he’s a greengrocer who somehow got a gig judging chefs.

Yep. Barrow boy. Whenever he critiques contestants first the experts disagree with him. Fair play though he’s made a good career out of it.

 

[AIT76]

Not sure if it's an urban myth - but I'm sure I heard that he and Torode can't abide each other.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

From Popbitch today;

>> Gregged on <<​

A sticky situation​

As Gregg Wallace has been flavour of the week, a short story from the cutting room floor of Masterchef. You know those moments on the show when Gregg and John go up to contestants to ask questions while they're trying to cook against the clock? Gregg wandered over to one chef as he was making a dessert to ask if he knew the difference between jam and jelly. The contestant distractedly answered, "Errr... gelatine, I guess?" To which Gregg responded, "No. You can't jelly your dick up your girlfriend's arse!" Curiously, that bit didn't make the edit.​

 

[London Irish]

Nothing that mega harmful I guess with being a bit odd, self-regarding and Partridge-like but jeezus how did that bit about him not wanting the kid but oh, women eh, she had to have it get in? You don't say bleak shit like that out loud to anyone, where's his filter gone

 

[Beach Hut]

In contrast, his master chef partner John Torode comes across as a thoroughly decent bloke. Speaking on BBC Sussex on my way home about his new TV show where he travels Australia and came across really well, I thought.

*waits for someone to bring up something unfavourable about him, does he do columns?*

I sat next to him on a flight from Gatwick to Glasgow, didn't say much as an 07:30 flight but flatly refused a BA in-flight cooked breakfast

 

[Bakero]

In contrast, his master chef partner John Torode comes across as a thoroughly decent bloke. Speaking on BBC Sussex on my way home about his new TV show where he travels Australia and came across really well, I thought.

*waits for someone to bring up something unfavourable about him, does he do columns?*

JT does seems a decent bloke. I can't abide that show he does with his missus (Lisa Whatsername) on a Saturday morning though.

 

[vegster]

Wasn't Wallace quoted as saying " Any girl that dates me has to accept my collection of Porn dvd's?

 

[schmunk]

I sat next to him on a flight from Gatwick to Glasgow, didn't say much as an 07:30 flight but flatly refused a BA in-flight cooked breakfast

Maybe he'd had his fill of refreshments in the JDW Lounge beforehand?

 

[Randy McNob]

Maybe he'd had his fill of refreshments in the JDW Lounge beforehand?

Would love to know when BA started doing free in flight meals on short hauls again

 

[AmexRuislip]

Now this would put me off my valentines meal

Gregg Wallace channels American Beauty - for good reason

The TV star stripped off to lie in a bed of rose petals - to highlight the rising costs of Valentine's Day gifts due to inflation

www.getreading.co.uk

 

[dazzer6666]

Would love to know when BA started doing free in flight meals on short hauls again

Still do in business