Slight point of order. He’s not a chef, he’s a greengrocer who somehow got a gig judging chefs.
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[Humour] Greg Wallace
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Slight point of order. He’s not a chef, he’s a greengrocer who somehow got a gig judging chefs.
Cordwainer
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100%. Pass cook babtridge.
TudorApples
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Ha, that’s fantastic!
- Oct 17, 2008
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He’s a wazzock. Right now he’s driving around the ring road, having just bought from tungsten tip screws. Never gonna use them, never gonna use them…
In contrast, his master chef partner John Torode comes across as a thoroughly decent bloke. Speaking on BBC Sussex on my way home about his new TV show where he travels Australia and came across really well, I thought.
*waits for someone to bring up something unfavourable about him, does he do columns?*
*waits for someone to bring up something unfavourable about him, does he do columns?*
keaton
Big heart, hot blood and balls. Big balls
- Nov 18, 2004
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I saw him at ashes game once. He seemed like a nice bloke and was using his highly developed palate to sink can after can of Fosters
POSKETT AT THE VALLEY
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- Aug 7, 2003
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From Popbitch today;
>> Gregged on << |
A sticky situation |
As Gregg Wallace has been flavour of the week, a short story from the cutting room floor of Masterchef. You know those moments on the show when Gregg and John go up to contestants to ask questions while they're trying to cook against the clock? Gregg wandered over to one chef as he was making a dessert to ask if he knew the difference between jam and jelly. The contestant distractedly answered, "Errr... gelatine, I guess?" To which Gregg responded, "No. You can't jelly your dick up your girlfriend's arse!" Curiously, that bit didn't make the edit. |
London Irish
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Nothing that mega harmful I guess with being a bit odd, self-regarding and Partridge-like but jeezus how did that bit about him not wanting the kid but oh, women eh, she had to have it get in? You don't say bleak shit like that out loud to anyone, where's his filter gone
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
I sat next to him on a flight from Gatwick to Glasgow, didn't say much as an 07:30 flight but flatly refused a BA in-flight cooked breakfast
JT does seems a decent bloke. I can't abide that show he does with his missus (Lisa Whatsername) on a Saturday morning though.
schmunk
Why oh why oh why?
Maybe he'd had his fill of refreshments in the JDW Lounge beforehand?
Randy McNob
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Would love to know when BA started doing free in flight meals on short hauls again
AmexRuislip
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Now this would put me off my valentines meal
Gregg Wallace channels American Beauty - for good reason
The TV star stripped off to lie in a bed of rose petals - to highlight the rising costs of Valentine's Day gifts due to inflation
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