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Greasy Spoon Recommendations



ada4bha

New member
Jan 27, 2010
124
I had a Mega Gutbuster just this very morning (2am)... About £8.50 I think

Tea/Coffee
Bread and butter
Sausage (2)
Bacon (2)
Beans
Tomatoes (plum)
Black pudding
Chips

and finally
Burger (2) (don't eat them though, they repeat forever)

Sauces are 10p a sachet
 




Jul 20, 2003
20,681
My area of expertise :lol:

For size
Market Diner
Buddies

For Quality
Motu
Harrys
Bills

All round good guys
Kitchen Cafe
Tiffanys
Dyke Road Park
Carats

Cheap and Chearful
Divalls

Divalls is far too civilised for me now

I preferred it back in the day when the cook was smoking a fag while frying eggs in year old grease ...... proper
 


Jul 20, 2003
20,681
undoubtedly the best was Grahams/ Brunswick breakfast bar ... whatever it was called in Brunswick Street West ..... bloody marvellous a shocking loss to the area along with The Star of Brunswick with its little cellar club ... halcyon days
 


xenophon

speed of life
Jul 11, 2009
3,260
BR8
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hitony

Administrator
Jul 13, 2005
16,284
South Wales (im not welsh !!)
Without doubt the best quality and cheapest price is the Cosy Cafe in Derwen Road...............about 99.9% of you will have one problem.......it's in Bridgend South wales!!! :lol: (it is good though!!)
 


Carrot Cruncher

NHS Slave
Helpful Moderator
Jul 30, 2003
5,053
Southampton, United Kingdom
though the Brighton Bystander has recently raised its game as well.

Bollocks has it. The beans were cheap with insipid bean juice, the bacon had the look and taste of something that had the '2 hours under a hot plate' experience and the sausages were of the lips n' assholes variety described above. On top of this, despite still being surly, the Eastern Europeans in there are no longer that fit. We only went in there as Divall's was rammed.

Kitchen Cafe is excellent, but is closed on Sundays which is a shame as that generally when I REALLY want a fry up.
 






kano

Member
Jun 17, 2011
321
haven't been for a while but the cafe on elm grove is a fav of mine if you can find somewhere to bloody park round there.
 


The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
Bollocks has it. The beans were cheap with insipid bean juice, the bacon had the look and taste of something that had the '2 hours under a hot plate' experience and the sausages were of the lips n' assholes variety described above. On top of this, despite still being surly, the Eastern Europeans in there are no longer that fit. We only went in there as Divall's was rammed.

Well, you know I'm a fussier and fatter fucker than you, and I say when I last went in there, it was (surprisingly) OK-ish.

So bollocks back, sweetheart.
 


Bozza

You can change this
Helpful Moderator
Jul 4, 2003
57,290
Back in Sussex
[MENTION=236]Papa Lazarou[/MENTION] had an 'under-cooked sausage' experience in Divall's a while back.

My veggie breakfasts, on the other hand, have always been most acceptable.
 










Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,094
Lancing
We really need the advise of Ricky Marlowe here. If Brett still has that photo of him with the plate of food the size of Wales post it here, thanks. Still he will be down in 3 months so :rock:
 






Muzzy

Well-known member
Jan 25, 2011
4,787
Lewes
The pit stop Victoria Road, Portslade is worth a try... Not for the food although that's ok! The young attractive chefette has a cracking pair of (. @. ) (. @. ) worth looking at!


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