Good things in your location

[Uncle Spielberg]

Southwick

Enjoyable nights out in Southwick is the World's smallest book and normally you would be mad to want to come to Southwick and face the Soldiers and all the other single mum offsprings roaming around but I have thought long and hard and have come up with a few redeeming features

1. Place at the Square - a top notch chippy who do the best chips around
2. Chillies - pretty decent take away curry
3. Schooner pub - the only pub worth even considering going into
4. Tacos bar on the front - Southwick's very own " european feel " night out - eat a tacos and risotto whilst watching the sun set over the power station

Thats it. Also its a good place to park as there are no traffic wardens at all in Southwick but I suppose its because no one who does not live there would not in their right mind go to Southwick. In short its a shite hole.

What about your local ?.

 

[Springal]

Primrose Hill with views like

http://www.maison-de-stuff.net/john/pictures/regents/SANY0012.JPG across London, sat up there with mates on a sunny day with a few beers!

 

[Woodchip]

Seaford,

1. Close to Seven Sisters Country Park and Friston Forest
2. Links to Brighton, London, and Eastbourne yet remains quite peaceful, with the downs just a stone's throw away
3. Curries - The best curry house in Sussex (Bengal Palace)
4. Beer - Ridiculous amount of licenesed (sp?) premises compared to population
5. History - An abundance of history in the town, including the fact it used to be a major port (hence being a Cinque Port) and has a great history of smuggling.
6. The views - With the Seven Sisters so close (can be viewed from the golf course) who could ask for more
7. The weather - It's always sunny. Just as Dougdeep.

 

[pasty]

In the words of Terry Garoghan

To the tune of Bright Eyes

Briiiighton
Dead handy for London
Briiiighton
Gatwicks not too far
And everyone sleeps with everyone else
but there's nowhere to park your car
Briiiighton

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Seaford,


7. The weather - It's always sunny. Just as Dougdeep.

I have played cricket just about everywhere in God's own county, and NO-WHERE is colder and windier than Seaford.*


*East Brighton Park is a close second]

 

[Easy 10]

Thats it. Also its a good place to park as there are no traffic wardens at all in Southwick

Didn;t you get ticketed once when parked at the entrance to the garages next to Ladbrokes ? I seem to remember a fizzing RANT on here from your goodself on that subject a while back.

And by Tacos do you mean La Cala, down the Ladybee Marina ? Cos I chuffing LOVE La Cala and their spanish tapas bar. Nice little patio amongst the boats, marvellous sun trap, and San Miguel on draft. Spent many a drunken sunburnt summers afternoon down there.

 

[Strike]

Can't think of much other than its near Gatwick and a good shopping centre.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Didn;t you get ticketed once when parked at the entrance to the garages next to Ladbrokes ? I seem to remember a fizzing RANT on here from your goodself on that subject a while back.

And by Tacos do you mean La Cala, down the Ladybee Marina ? Cos I chuffing LOVE La Cala and their spanish tapas bar. Nice little patio amongst the boats, marvellous sun trap, and San Miguel on draft. Spent many a drunken sunburnt summers afternoon down there.

That was a bastard clamper by the side of the laundrette not a traffic warden, do you like Southwick in all seriousness

 

[REDLAND]

I'd have to go for

Preston Park
The velodrome
The Park View, The station and The Engineer.
The 5 and 5A,
The train station
The off licence and convenience store

 

[The Large One]

Blaker's Park

- Easy for parking
- The Cleveland
- A place to play cricket or football - provided you don't mind kicking down
- An excessive amount of MILFs

 

[chip]

1. Horse racing at Goodwood
2. Open Air museum at Singleton
3. Gardens at West Dean
4. Motorsport at Westhampnet
5. The view from The Trundle or Harting Down
6. Kingley Vale Nature Reserve
7. Sailing at Bosham
8. Festival theatre
9. Concerts in Chi cathederal

 

[Marty McFly]

Lancing.

1 - Its easy to get out of.

 

[Napper]

Southwick

Enjoyable nights out in Southwick is the World's smallest book and normally you would be mad to want to come to Southwick and face the Soldiers and all the other single mum offsprings roaming around but I have thought long and hard and have come up with a few redeeming features

1. Place at the Square - a top notch chippy who do the best chips around
2. Chillies - pretty decent take away curry
3. Schooner pub - the only pub worth even considering going into
4. Tacos bar on the front - Southwick's very own " european feel " night out - eat a tacos and risotto whilst watching the sun set over the power station

Thats it. Also its a good place to park as there are no traffic wardens at all in Southwick but I suppose its because no one who does not live there would not in their right mind go to Southwick. In short its a shite hole.

What about your local ?.

You didnt mention the Warren Brown clinic

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

what is the Warren Brown clinic ?.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Hassocks - Its not in Brighton but close enough to get into Brighton.

and its not Burgess Hill or Haywards Heath

 

[Badger]

Hassocks - Its not in Brighton but close enough to get into Brighton.

and its not Burgess Hill or Haywards Heath

Hurstpierpoint

As above with the added bonus of not being Hassocks

 

[Springal]

what is the Warren Brown clinic ?.

http://www.totallyoblivious.com/mysites/tht/mysexmot/pages/clinics.htm#warren

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Hurstpierpoint

As above with the added bonus of not being Hassocks

Yeah, I really like the new Station in Hurst, also the new bus service of one every 17 days.......

 

[Djmiles]

Haywards Heath

There is a busy train line which means escape from the town is relatively simple

 

[Badger]

Yeah, I really like the new Station in Hurst, also the new bus service of one every 17 days.......

We will have teleporters before Hassocks!

and the bus service is actually just the same.