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[Humour] Funny 'Derogatory' Names...













Hampden Park

Ex R.N.
Oct 7, 2003
4,993
Pondlife
F.R.I.S.P.
T.A.F.F
M.U.P.P.E.T
Pompey Fat Knacker
Janner F*ck Pig
 






blue-shifted

Banned
Feb 20, 2004
7,645
a galaxy far far away
Peasant. I always use peasant.

It implies an altogether lower social class and level of intelligence
 








Insel affe

HellBilly
Feb 23, 2009
24,360
Brighton factually.....
I love the term my Hamburg pals call us here, so much so when I was on facebook this was my handle...

Insel affen
 


Mo Gosfield

Well-known member
Aug 11, 2010
6,362
I used to like ' milk sop '

( If you really want to get into derogatory names, try a visit to the ' BrExit, a Countdown... etc ' thread, where the intellectually superior ones amongst us gather on a daily basis to hurl all manner of abuse at each other, in a fairly risible manner )
 






looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
Milquetoast, Soytard, Brainlet, a few recent ones. Trollop is one I use sometimes.
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,429
Location Location
Spanner has a beautiful simplicity to it.

"Shall I invite Simon ?"
"Leave it out Steve. The bloke is an absolute SPANNER"
 




Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s
Dec 31, 2011
7,356
I have used Bellcheese a few times, largely off the back of a certain popular thread. See also: Wankpuffin

I have also jokingly refer to my sister as a trollop. She usually fires back with something equally untrue, like i'm not loved, or adopted....
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,429
Location Location
I have used Bellcheese a few times, largely off the back of a certain popular thread. See also: Wankpuffin

I have also jokingly refer to my sister as a trollop. She usually fires back with something equally untrue, like i'm not loved, or adopted....

Apparently it was a choice between either having another child (me) or a Spanish holiday. My parents chose me, which my elder sister always resents. She'll then claim that I was adopted. To which I'll reply "regardless, at least I was PLANNED".

Bants.
 


Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s
Dec 31, 2011
7,356
Apparently it was a choice between either having another child (me) or a Spanish holiday. My parents chose me, which my elder sister always resents. She'll then claim that I was adopted. To which I'll reply "regardless, at least I was PLANNED".

Bants.

I tend to use my web design/tech background and let my (elder, for the purposes of this example) sister know that she was in fact the Alpha release, and i am the Beta - not perfect, but definitely ironed out most of the flaws from the first attempt.
 


Gary Leeds

Well-known member
May 5, 2008
1,526
If you want the definitive list then ask the AU for a list of signatories off their petition. I am sure they have every variation possible on there :)
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,429
Location Location
I tend to use my web design/tech background and let my (elder, for the purposes of this example) sister know that she was in fact the Alpha release, and i am the Beta - not perfect, but definitely ironed out most of the flaws from the first attempt.

My lad hates it when I inform him of the fact that he was once swimming around inside my nutsack.
 


KNC

Well-known member
Sep 3, 2003
2,023
Seven Dials
‘Thrush’ always makes me smile.
 


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