[Humour] Funny 'Derogatory' Names...

[Grombleton]

My lad hates it when I inform him of the fact that he was once swimming around inside my nutsack.

Proper decent parenting, that. Top work!

 

[Knocky's Nose]

"Cockwomble" was one I had by text today, by a friend describing his rather dim client.

 

[Weststander]

Not PC these days, Bunny Boiler for an angry female.

The Jockey was used by a client describing a small, shrivelled colleague of mine.

Prize Tw*t

Donut

Jabba The Hutt or just Jabba for a huge, ugly secretary. She deserved it ... a furtive stirrer.

 

[dazzer6666]

‘Thrush’ always makes me smile.

LOL......used for the captain at one of the local golf clubs....because he’s an irritating **** [emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Baldseagull]

My lad hates it when I inform him of the fact that he was once swimming around inside my nutsack.

Genetically, slightly more of him will have resided in his mothers ovaries, and there is a 1 in 50 probability that the rest of him came from someone elses nutsack.

 

[Jesus Gul]

‘Melt’
‘Spode’

 

[METALMICKY]

Quite like Twunt. When txxt and cxxt are not quite enough.