[Humour] Funny 'Derogatory' Names...

[Pretty pink fairy]

Davinfoil on another thread often calls Me a “prat”,
He seems to find it funny...

he's got a way with words , a typical Toby
regards
DR

 

[BBassic]

Pillock.

Always loved that one.

 

[crodonilson]

Herbert

Is that after Peter Herbert

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Wingnut' always seems to me to be chronically underused. And 'Benny' in an Albion context also.

 

[Hampden Park]

Pondlife
F.R.I.S.P.
T.A.F.F
M.U.P.P.E.T
Pompey Fat Knacker
Janner F*ck Pig

 

[Muzzman]

'Nimrod' is a recent favourite.

 

[blue-shifted]

Peasant. I always use peasant.

It implies an altogether lower social class and level of intelligence

 

[albionfan37]

Is that after Peter Herbert

No James

 

[Easy 10]

Prannet
Cockspangle

 

[Insel affe]

I love the term my Hamburg pals call us here, so much so when I was on facebook this was my handle...

Insel affen

 

[Mo Gosfield]

I used to like ' milk sop '

( If you really want to get into derogatory names, try a visit to the ' BrExit, a Countdown... etc ' thread, where the intellectually superior ones amongst us gather on a daily basis to hurl all manner of abuse at each other, in a fairly risible manner )

 

[Shy Talk]

Wastrel

 

[looney]

Milquetoast, Soytard, Brainlet, a few recent ones. Trollop is one I use sometimes.

 

[Easy 10]

Spanner has a beautiful simplicity to it.

"Shall I invite Simon ?"
"Leave it out Steve. The bloke is an absolute SPANNER"

 

[Grombleton]

I have used Bellcheese a few times, largely off the back of a certain popular thread. See also: Wankpuffin

I have also jokingly refer to my sister as a trollop. She usually fires back with something equally untrue, like i'm not loved, or adopted....

 

[Easy 10]

I have used Bellcheese a few times, largely off the back of a certain popular thread. See also: Wankpuffin

I have also jokingly refer to my sister as a trollop. She usually fires back with something equally untrue, like i'm not loved, or adopted....

Apparently it was a choice between either having another child (me) or a Spanish holiday. My parents chose me, which my elder sister always resents. She'll then claim that I was adopted. To which I'll reply "regardless, at least I was PLANNED".

Bants.

 

[Grombleton]

Apparently it was a choice between either having another child (me) or a Spanish holiday. My parents chose me, which my elder sister always resents. She'll then claim that I was adopted. To which I'll reply "regardless, at least I was PLANNED".

Bants.

I tend to use my web design/tech background and let my (elder, for the purposes of this example) sister know that she was in fact the Alpha release, and i am the Beta - not perfect, but definitely ironed out most of the flaws from the first attempt.

 

[Gary Leeds]

If you want the definitive list then ask the AU for a list of signatories off their petition. I am sure they have every variation possible on there

 

[Easy 10]

I tend to use my web design/tech background and let my (elder, for the purposes of this example) sister know that she was in fact the Alpha release, and i am the Beta - not perfect, but definitely ironed out most of the flaws from the first attempt.

My lad hates it when I inform him of the fact that he was once swimming around inside my nutsack.

 

[KNC]

‘Thrush’ always makes me smile.