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[Horsham Gull]

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[nail-Z]

Sorry about that.

 

[Bozza]

Woeful.

Do you know who you've let down?

 

[nail-Z]

Woeful.

Do you know who you've let down?

Do you want me to formulate a list?

 

[Norman Potting]

Have you tried turning it off and then back on again?

 

[Buzzer]

Do you want me to formulate a list?

No need. Here's one Bozza did earlier:

'sladegull, 1066familyman, 1066gull, 110%, 8ace, ABIMEG2, Adam Virgo's Shirt, Al Bion, Alan Gilliver, alan917, Albion Dan, Albion Edd, albionant, Alex, Alex Dawson oo! oo!, ali jenkins, alpara, always a seagull, Anchorman, andybaha, antpope, Arrid, Arthur, ATFC Seagull, B.M.F, B.W., backson, Bad Ash, Badger, bardo, Barnet Seagull, barney, Barnham Seagull, Barrel of Fun, Barrow Boy, Barry Izbak, Basil Fawlty, bathseagull, BBC SCR, Beach Hut, beardy gull, ben andrews' girlfriend, Benny Seagull, BensGrandad, beorhthelm, Bevendean Hillbilly, bhadeb, bhaexpress, bhafan, bhafc4eva, bhafc99, bigc, BigGully, bigkev2007, Bigtomfu, Billy Seagull, Billy the Fish, BIRCHYBOY27, Birdy, Bish Bosh, black & white seagull, Black Country Seagull, Blackadder, blackprince, blockhseagull, blue and white army, blue'n'white, BlueWhite, Bob!, bobbab5, bobbyzam, Booley, Boroseagull, Bozza, BRIGHT ON Q, bright1064, brighton bluenose, brighton rock, Brighton till i die, Brightonfan1983, brightonmad999, bristolseagull, Bry Nylon, bullshit detector, burnley1977, butchy, BUTTERBALL, Buzzer, byf, Cabby, Cadiz Seagull, captainmorganrum, cardboard, Carrot Cruncher, cattlin'srockshop, Caveman, Chabal, ChapmansThe Saviour, Cheshire, Cheshire Cat, chez, Chickenrunner, Citrus in Sheffield, cjd, Clapham Old Mug, clippedgull, colinpants, Common as Mook, Conkers, coops, countrygull, coventrygull, CoventrySeagull, crodonilson, csider, culvers, Curious Orange, Cyprus Seagull, D'Angelo Saxon, Da Man Clay, Dandyman, DannyBhoy, dannyboy, Das Reich, Dave the Gaffer, Davido, Dawsey, DC Rules, de la zouch, Deductions, Deenomite, defrocked priest, Deportivo Seagull, DIFFBROOK, Digweeds Trousers, ditchy, DJ Leon, Djmiles, Don Tmatter, Don't get me started, Donk the Seagull, Dougal, dougdeep, Dover, Downloaded Penguin, driller, dylan_bha, e77, Eagle Slayer, Early Doors, East Preston Gull, eastie, Eastleigh Seagull, eastlondonseagull, Easy 10, edna krabappel, efafan, Eggmundo, El Presidente, elwheelio, empire, endpeg, Ernest, Everest, Exmouth Seagull, Falmer Flutter ©, FalmerforAll!**, fatbadger, fatboy, federicoed-up, Fergus96, Finchley Seagull, fleet, flint, footychick, forumwayseagull, Fourteenth Eye, fozzie's headband, franks brother, Fred Oliver - Legend, Freddie Goodwin., Frutos, gasgull, Gazwag, Giant Seagull, Gilliver's Travels, Giraffe, gjh1971, glasfryn, Gluteus Maximus, GNF on Tour, goldstone, Goodfella, Gotsmanov, Greavsey, Grendel, gripper stebson, Gritt23, Grizz, gs71, Guinness Dave, Gully, Guy Fawkes, Gwylan, Gyuribá, Göttingen gull, haardman, Half Man Half Biscuit, Half Time Pies, Hannibal smith, hans kraay fan club, Happy Seagull, harold robbins, Harty, Hatterlovesbrighton, Heffle Gull, herbicide, Hercules Rockerfeller, Herne Hill Seagull, Herr Tubthumper, Hersee, Hiney, hitony, Hockley Blues, hornet, Horsham Gull, Horton's halftime iceberg, hotlips69, house your seagull, hove born&bred, Hove Lad, Hove Seagull, humpy, Ice Man, Icy Gull, ILOVEBHA, Insider, Isle of Wight Seagull, its_neil, J2 BHA, jakarta, Jake Manthorpe, Jam The Man, Jeep, Jello, Jesus Gul, jevs, Jim D, Jim in the West, Jimbo26, Jimmy Saville, JJ McClure, John Boy, John Bumlick, John Byrne, John Byrnes Mullet, johnhammond, johnny jigsaw, johnnyjetlag, jonny.rainbow, JP20, junior, keaton, Kenhead, Kenneth Wattle, Kent Seagull, kevinsmith, king_penguin, Kinky Gerbils, Knightsworld, Knotty, Kukev31, kwr1967, Kylies Stunt Arse, KZNSeagull, Lankyseagull, larus, LE2, Leekbrookgull, Left Footer, Legend, Les Biehn, Lewesgaz, Lewesian Seagull, Life After Bobby, LincsSeagull, Loft23, Lokki 7, London Pompous, Lord Bracknell, lordlush1972, Lush, m20gull, macky, maffew, magoo, maidstoneseagull, Man of Harveys, ManOnTheRun, Marky, Martlet, matt, MattBackHome, McCririck, Mellor 3 Ward 4, mendoza10, Merseyside Seagull, Mick Beard BHA, Midikilledmydog, Mike C Gull, Mileoakman, MOG, moggy, mona, Monkster, Monsieur Leclerc, MORTY, Moshe Gariani, Motogull, Mouldy Boots, Mr Banana, Mr Burns, Mr C, Mr deez, mrhairy, Mrs Coach, MrV, Mungo42, Munkfish, murciagull, MURRAY29, Mustela Furo, muswellgull, Muttley, MYOB, n1 gull, Nadger, nail-Z-gull, napier's kit man, Ned, Nemesis, newhaven seagull 85, Nibble, NMH, Normal Rob, North Stand Nutter, nutter4149, oatsy, oddsonlaughter, Old Greg, One Teddy Maybank, Oscar, ostrich, Pablo, Padders, Papak, pasty, patbha, paul1960, paulie, Pavilionaire, PC BHA, PCBEARDMLORD, Peppermint Tea, perseus, perth seagull, Pevenseagull, philelc, plymouth nige, Pondicherry, Porky, pornomagboy, portlock seagull, Poyningsgull, PWSeagull, pyi, questier, Rabeen, Race, Rangdo, Raphael Meade, readingstockport, REDLAND, Renns, reuters, RexCathedra, Richie Morris, ridda, Rigoglioso, rjc, RM-Taylor, Roadrunner, Robbie G, robbied69, Robdinho, robinwoolley, Robyn, Rookie, rospants, rothergull, Row Z Creased Shirt, Rowdey, roz, rusty redeyes, S'hampton Seagull, saltash seagull, sammy, samparish, sams dad, savanah, SB005, Scarface, scooter1, scotjem, Scotty Mac, Seagull over NZ, Seagull Stew, seagull4life, Seagull73, seagull@stirling, SeagullEd, Seagullible, seagulls4ever, seagullsovergrimsby, seagullsslimjim, seagullsss, SeagullTim, seagully, Seasider, Sergei Gotsmanov, shaolinpunk, sheebo, Shegull, SI 4 BHA, Silent Bob, Silver flying chariot, Simon Morgan, Simster, Since1982, Siney, SJ's Love Monkey, Skidmarks, Skint Gull, skintmanblues, Sneaky George, Snoobs`Seagull, sod1, Soul Finger, South Yarra Seagull, Southover Street Seagull, southstandandy, Southy, spacey, Spearritt of the Albion, Spicy, Spider, SpidersLegs, Spiros, SpongebobSquarepants, Springal, Spunk Bubble, Starry, Stat Brother, Statto, Staypuft, sten_super, Stevie Boy, steward 433, stig, Stinkers Bridge, Stoichkov, Storer68, Strike, Stuart Munday, Stumpy Tim, sully, SULLY COULDNT SHOOT, sullyshuffle, SuperMario, Superphil, surrey jim, SurreySeagulls, sussexfatboy, swd40, Tazman, Techno, tedlit, Telboy, terrymendez, The Antikythera Mechanism, The Auditor, The Brighton Buzz, The Complete Badger, The French Mistress, The Large One, The Merry Prankster, The Mole, The Oldman, The Orange Seagull, The Real Hans Kraay, the slow norris, The Timekeeper, the wanderbus, The Wookiee, Theatre of Trees, Tim, timbha, Timbo, tinx, tip top, Titanic, Tom Hark, Preston Park, tomysupercup, Tony Meolas Loan Spell, Tony the Pony, Tooting Gull, Toronto Seagull, Tory Boy, TrevorT, tricky, Tricky Dicky, Trigger, Tristram Fourmile, Trojan Scold, Trotster, Trufflehound, TSB, Tubby Mondays, TWOCHOICEStom, Tyrone Biggums, Uncle Buck, Uncle C, Uncle Spielberg, unnameable, upnorthnow, urbanjim, Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper, veade, view, Virgo's Haircut, waddle, wahoo, Wanderer, Wardy, wardy wonder land, warsaw, Was not Was, WASH, We're the Stripes, weetle, wehatepalace, Wilka, Wilko, Willow, Withdean Wanderer, withdeanwombat, Woodchip, Woodingdean Gull, Wozza, ye ole random dude, Yoda, Yorkie, Yorkshire-Seagull, Zebedee, Zed Seagull, zego, Zesh Rehman, zoe, ¡Cereal Killer!, ¤Dã?n¥ §êãGüLL¤

 

[nail-Z]

No need. Here's one Bozza did earlier:

'sladegull, 1066familyman, 1066gull, 110%, 8ace, ABIMEG2, Adam Virgo's Shirt, Al Bion, Alan Gilliver, alan917, Albion Dan, Albion Edd, albionant, Alex, Alex Dawson oo! oo!, ali jenkins, alpara, always a seagull, Anchorman, andybaha, antpope, Arrid, Arthur, ATFC Seagull, B.M.F, B.W., backson, Bad Ash, Badger, bardo, Barnet Seagull, barney, Barnham Seagull, Barrel of Fun, Barrow Boy, Barry Izbak, Basil Fawlty, bathseagull, BBC SCR, Beach Hut, beardy gull, ben andrews' girlfriend, Benny Seagull, BensGrandad, beorhthelm, Bevendean Hillbilly, bhadeb, bhaexpress, bhafan, bhafc4eva, bhafc99, bigc, BigGully, bigkev2007, Bigtomfu, Billy Seagull, Billy the Fish, BIRCHYBOY27, Birdy, Bish Bosh, black & white seagull, Black Country Seagull, Blackadder, blackprince, blockhseagull, blue and white army, blue'n'white, BlueWhite, Bob!, bobbab5, bobbyzam, Booley, Boroseagull, Bozza, BRIGHT ON Q, bright1064, brighton bluenose, brighton rock, Brighton till i die, Brightonfan1983, brightonmad999, bristolseagull, Bry Nylon, bullshit detector, burnley1977, butchy, BUTTERBALL, Buzzer, byf, Cabby, Cadiz Seagull, captainmorganrum, cardboard, Carrot Cruncher, cattlin'srockshop, Caveman, Chabal, ChapmansThe Saviour, Cheshire, Cheshire Cat, chez, Chickenrunner, Citrus in Sheffield, cjd, Clapham Old Mug, clippedgull, colinpants, Common as Mook, Conkers, coops, countrygull, coventrygull, CoventrySeagull, crodonilson, csider, culvers, Curious Orange, Cyprus Seagull, D'Angelo Saxon, Da Man Clay, Dandyman, DannyBhoy, dannyboy, Das Reich, Dave the Gaffer, Davido, Dawsey, DC Rules, de la zouch, Deductions, Deenomite, defrocked priest, Deportivo Seagull, DIFFBROOK, Digweeds Trousers, ditchy, DJ Leon, Djmiles, Don Tmatter, Don't get me started, Donk the Seagull, Dougal, dougdeep, Dover, Downloaded Penguin, driller, dylan_bha, e77, Eagle Slayer, Early Doors, East Preston Gull, eastie, Eastleigh Seagull, eastlondonseagull, Easy 10, edna krabappel, efafan, Eggmundo, El Presidente, elwheelio, empire, endpeg, Ernest, Everest, Exmouth Seagull, Falmer Flutter ©, FalmerforAll!**, fatbadger, fatboy, federicoed-up, Fergus96, Finchley Seagull, fleet, flint, footychick, forumwayseagull, Fourteenth Eye, fozzie's headband, franks brother, Fred Oliver - Legend, Freddie Goodwin., Frutos, gasgull, Gazwag, Giant Seagull, Gilliver's Travels, Giraffe, gjh1971, glasfryn, Gluteus Maximus, GNF on Tour, goldstone, Goodfella, Gotsmanov, Greavsey, Grendel, gripper stebson, Gritt23, Grizz, gs71, Guinness Dave, Gully, Guy Fawkes, Gwylan, Gyuribá, Göttingen gull, haardman, Half Man Half Biscuit, Half Time Pies, Hannibal smith, hans kraay fan club, Happy Seagull, harold robbins, Harty, Hatterlovesbrighton, Heffle Gull, herbicide, Hercules Rockerfeller, Herne Hill Seagull, Herr Tubthumper, Hersee, Hiney, hitony, Hockley Blues, hornet, Horsham Gull, Horton's halftime iceberg, hotlips69, house your seagull, hove born&bred, Hove Lad, Hove Seagull, humpy, Ice Man, Icy Gull, ILOVEBHA, Insider, Isle of Wight Seagull, its_neil, J2 BHA, jakarta, Jake Manthorpe, Jam The Man, Jeep, Jello, Jesus Gul, jevs, Jim D, Jim in the West, Jimbo26, Jimmy Saville, JJ McClure, John Boy, John Bumlick, John Byrne, John Byrnes Mullet, johnhammond, johnny jigsaw, johnnyjetlag, jonny.rainbow, JP20, junior, keaton, Kenhead, Kenneth Wattle, Kent Seagull, kevinsmith, king_penguin, Kinky Gerbils, Knightsworld, Knotty, Kukev31, kwr1967, Kylies Stunt Arse, KZNSeagull, Lankyseagull, larus, LE2, Leekbrookgull, Left Footer, Legend, Les Biehn, Lewesgaz, Lewesian Seagull, Life After Bobby, LincsSeagull, Loft23, Lokki 7, London Pompous, Lord Bracknell, lordlush1972, Lush, m20gull, macky, maffew, magoo, maidstoneseagull, Man of Harveys, ManOnTheRun, Marky, Martlet, matt, MattBackHome, McCririck, Mellor 3 Ward 4, mendoza10, Merseyside Seagull, Mick Beard BHA, Midikilledmydog, Mike C Gull, Mileoakman, MOG, moggy, mona, Monkster, Monsieur Leclerc, MORTY, Moshe Gariani, Motogull, Mouldy Boots, Mr Banana, Mr Burns, Mr C, Mr deez, mrhairy, Mrs Coach, MrV, Mungo42, Munkfish, murciagull, MURRAY29, Mustela Furo, muswellgull, Muttley, MYOB, n1 gull, Nadger, nail-Z-gull, napier's kit man, Ned, Nemesis, newhaven seagull 85, Nibble, NMH, Normal Rob, North Stand Nutter, nutter4149, oatsy, oddsonlaughter, Old Greg, One Teddy Maybank, Oscar, ostrich, Pablo, Padders, Papak, pasty, patbha, paul1960, paulie, Pavilionaire, PC BHA, PCBEARDMLORD, Peppermint Tea, perseus, perth seagull, Pevenseagull, philelc, plymouth nige, Pondicherry, Porky, pornomagboy, portlock seagull, Poyningsgull, PWSeagull, pyi, questier, Rabeen, Race, Rangdo, Raphael Meade, readingstockport, REDLAND, Renns, reuters, RexCathedra, Richie Morris, ridda, Rigoglioso, rjc, RM-Taylor, Roadrunner, Robbie G, robbied69, Robdinho, robinwoolley, Robyn, Rookie, rospants, rothergull, Row Z Creased Shirt, Rowdey, roz, rusty redeyes, S'hampton Seagull, saltash seagull, sammy, samparish, sams dad, savanah, SB005, Scarface, scooter1, scotjem, Scotty Mac, Seagull over NZ, Seagull Stew, seagull4life, Seagull73, seagull@stirling, SeagullEd, Seagullible, seagulls4ever, seagullsovergrimsby, seagullsslimjim, seagullsss, SeagullTim, seagully, Seasider, Sergei Gotsmanov, shaolinpunk, sheebo, Shegull, SI 4 BHA, Silent Bob, Silver flying chariot, Simon Morgan, Simster, Since1982, Siney, SJ's Love Monkey, Skidmarks, Skint Gull, skintmanblues, Sneaky George, Snoobs`Seagull, sod1, Soul Finger, South Yarra Seagull, Southover Street Seagull, southstandandy, Southy, spacey, Spearritt of the Albion, Spicy, Spider, SpidersLegs, Spiros, SpongebobSquarepants, Springal, Spunk Bubble, Starry, Stat Brother, Statto, Staypuft, sten_super, Stevie Boy, steward 433, stig, Stinkers Bridge, Stoichkov, Storer68, Strike, Stuart Munday, Stumpy Tim, sully, SULLY COULDNT SHOOT, sullyshuffle, SuperMario, Superphil, surrey jim, SurreySeagulls, sussexfatboy, swd40, Tazman, Techno, tedlit, Telboy, terrymendez, The Antikythera Mechanism, The Auditor, The Brighton Buzz, The Complete Badger, The French Mistress, The Large One, The Merry Prankster, The Mole, The Oldman, The Orange Seagull, The Real Hans Kraay, the slow norris, The Timekeeper, the wanderbus, The Wookiee, Theatre of Trees, Tim, timbha, Timbo, tinx, tip top, Titanic, Tom Hark, Preston Park, tomysupercup, Tony Meolas Loan Spell, Tony the Pony, Tooting Gull, Toronto Seagull, Tory Boy, TrevorT, tricky, Tricky Dicky, Trigger, Tristram Fourmile, Trojan Scold, Trotster, Trufflehound, TSB, Tubby Mondays, TWOCHOICEStom, Tyrone Biggums, Uncle Buck, Uncle C, Uncle Spielberg, unnameable, upnorthnow, urbanjim, Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper, veade, view, Virgo's Haircut, waddle, wahoo, Wanderer, Wardy, wardy wonder land, warsaw, Was not Was, WASH, We're the Stripes, weetle, wehatepalace, Wilka, Wilko, Willow, Withdean Wanderer, withdeanwombat, Woodchip, Woodingdean Gull, Wozza, ye ole random dude, Yoda, Yorkie, Yorkshire-Seagull, Zebedee, Zed Seagull, zego, Zesh Rehman, zoe, ¡Cereal Killer!, ¤Dã?n¥ §êãGüLL¤

 

[The Large One]

And why does 'Views' of this thread on the main page say '6' when 'Members who have read this thread' = 13, and that doesn't include the pesky guests...

 

[Horsham Gull]

Fail

 

[Bozza]

And why does 'Views' of this thread on the main page say '6' when 'Members who have read this thread' = 13, and that doesn't include the pesky guests...

The job that runs to update the thread view counter runs every 10 minutes (ie its not real-time).