First things heard on the first game at Falmer

[Dave the OAP]

1. I didn't see this lot at Gillingham?

2. Who are all these people and where are they all from?

3. f*** me this is HUGE!!!

4. Which one is Johny Crumplin?

5. Where did you get them forks from?

6. What are all these Bat collisions?

 

[Icy Gull]

You're in my seat

 

[strings]

5. Where did you get them forks from?

7. Why aren't there any Sporks? Perry OUT!

 

[pasty]

"A big welcome to the Children of Mile Oak"

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

I don't understand. It's raining but i'm not getting wet?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Sit down

 

[Icy Gull]

Could this be the game the team eventually gel?

 

[Titanic]

What's the score? Closely followed by... What a shambles, do you think I will get a refund for missing the first 25 minutes??

 

[Dave the OAP]

so which ones are in the blue and white stripes?

 

[pasty]

I really enjoyed my free pre-match 7 pints in The Swan and relieving myself in Falmer pond on the way here.

 

[phoenix]

dont worry we will be in the Championship one day.

 

[Tooting Gull]

'The mascot is being sponsored by Falmer Parish Council'

Nice mention of Jonny Crumplin. He has just taken over my local non-league club Walton (no, Not T&M - moved ages ago...)

A recent story made me laugh. He got rid of a load of players for having eaten too many pies. Ironic, since the picture in the paper of Crumplin was barely recognisable from his playing days.

 

[Simster]

Lots of moaning that the ground is too small because someone knows a bloke who used to go in the Goldstone days who couldn't get a ticket for the first match.

 

[Gritt23]

I don't understand. It's raining but i'm not getting wet?

I tell you what, I fookin' LOVED that at Millwall last Friday. I was literally sat there for minutes watching it heave it down, without feeling the need to zip everything up to the max and wonder just how blinkin' wet I'd be when it finally stopped.

Marvellous scenes.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

"what a RACKET! can't everyone shut up? i'm trying to have a kip here"

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why is their a Huddersfield fan in the stand.

 

[Mendoza]

Bbooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Simster]

since the picture in the paper of Crumplin was barely recognisable from his playing days.

Was it a picture of him attempting a clearance with the ball clearly still on the pitch and not sliced into the crowd?

 

[Dave the OAP]

'The mascot is being sponsored by Falmer Parish Council'

Nice mention of Jonny Crumplin. He has just taken over my local non-league club Walton (no, Not T&M - moved ages ago...)

A recent story made me laugh. He got rid of a load of players for having eaten too many pies. Ironic, since the picture in the paper of Crumplin was barely recognisable from his playing days.

possibly my greatest moment supporting this lot is at Anfield, when John barnes was down in the corner in front of the Albion faithful with Crumplin and Crumplin did a step over a la Cruff and sent Barnes one way and he took the ball the other.

It was sheer genius and has never been beaten for flair.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Why is their a Huddersfield fan in the stand.

all going to plan so far this season...even stuffing some south coast mincers by 7