First things heard on the first game at Falmer

[Icy Gull]

The same old chestnut shouted at whoever our hoofing fullback might be

"Play the ball in the channel, no ffs not the English Channel"

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

'PC beard my lord, PC beard'

 

[Notters]

Get it down on the DECK!

 

[The Uninvited Guest]

WE need another public inquiry. It should have been built at Waterhall

 

[Garage_Doors]

Which one is Leon Knight ?

 

[The Large One]

What the f*** is this monstrosity?

 

[Storer68]

Get that board down

 

[BensGrandad]

If the Jock chap who sits with Liz Costa and co at Withdean is there:

Get into em. or the chap in Nth Stand Block K about row D or E - Foul Throw.

 

[Driver8]

FFS Cox beat the first man.

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

'Busy coming here today, the P@larse traffic away at Burgess Hill Town was logjammed'.


tnba

TTF

 

[Don Quixote]

This is shit, dad never take me to see this bollocks again.

 

[Two Professors]

A nice new song from the stands adjacent to the bin area,sung to the tune of the legendary Musical Yoot 'Pass the dutchie'.Archer buried to the left hand side,Archer buried to the right hand side,followed with Bellotti,Lewes Council,etc