First things heard on the first game at Falmer

[TWOCHOICEStom]

"You're SCREWING this club Wilkins!!!"*





*as heard in E-Block when we were about 8th in the table....

 

[Scoffers]

I'd say to anyone who would listen "My great grandad used to own the field that this is built on, you know" - well it is true !

 

[Titanic]

I'm sorry, but does anyone else think it looks a little tacky?

 

[Storer68]

Where can I buy a poncho? This roof is useless!

 

[Titanic]

SEVEN officials? This is getting silly!

 

[Scoffers]

Ref, disgraceful decision, you're a w#@ker, REF, ARE YOU DEAF, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

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then the realisation hits that you are not sitting at withdean, but in the top tier of the West Stand where only the birds can hear you

 

[Captain Haddock]

Fecking "Right Here, Right Now" by FBS!

 

[Spun Cuppa]

I think 4-0 was a fair result...

 

[Tooting Gull]

'This celebrity fan thing is great. I had Greta Scacchi sitting in front of me.'

 

[FamilyGuy]

'And if you still hate Bellotti................'

What he said!!!!

 

[BensGrandad]

Now that Sheik AllaMaGoolies has bought us we will get into the Premiership.

 

[strings]

El Abd? In the starting line up?

f*** this, I'm going home.

 

[BHAFC4EVER]

Get that board out of the way!

 

[Titanic]

Halal burgers and Gully's Girls in burkhas... whatever next?

 

[xenophon]

"This is easily the biggest ground in the Blue Square Premier"

 

[acrossthepond]

It's going to be a bugger getting all these seats out for the Open golf...

 

[Notters]

How did you get here? I'm getting the train home... Should be no problem...

Great thread by the way.

 

[xenophon]

"I can't believe they haven't cut the crusts off these prawn sandwiches Hermione"

 

[Horsham Gull]

Forster OUT

 

[Scoffers]

You can stick your Public Enquiry Up Your Arse, You can stick your Public Enquiry Up Your Arse, You Can Stick Your Public Enquiry, Stick Your Public Enquiry, You can stick your Public Enquiry Up Your Arse (repeated at infinitum)