First things heard on the first game at Falmer

[Titanic]

What did the bloke on the PA say? I can't hear a thing.

 

[Titanic]

What did you say, I can't hear a word you are saying - the PA is far too loud!

 

[Taybha]

Dicker came off the bench and played a blinder

 

[The Uninvited Guest]

Slade out

 

[Mendoza]

f*** sake my plastic ticket thing doesnt work

 

[Titanic]

OOh I do LOVE that music they play when we score.

 

[strings]

Oh, these seats are nice, but why are there no sporks?

 

[Scoffers]

Put that BOARD down at the showing of the "Falmer Flutter" winning numbers

 

[Dave the OAP]

I wish these bats would stop crapping on my seat

 

[Titanic]

That music when we score is a DISGRACE - I'm going to write to Bloom.

 

[Icy Gull]

This is SO exciting, pass the kleenex please.

 

[Dave the OAP]

I sthat Krispies I can hear from the back of the stand?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Jeepers Creepers.

 

[Simster]

It's going to be a NIGHTMARE getting out of here after the match. Anyone fancy a pint at The Swan until the queues die down?

 

[Titanic]

What's that SHOCKING smell ?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Is that Anne de Vecchi and Norman Baker sitting in the directors box ?

 

[Icy Gull]

I wish DK would stop banging on so we can get on with the pre match entertainment.

 

[Taybha]

i think i just sat on a patagonian green bellied frog

 

[Dave the OAP]

FFS 4th division football is crap these days

 

[Titanic]

What a relief - to finally be here after 13 seasons at Withdean.