Fattest (professional) footballer you've ever seen?

[Mellotron]

Frank Lampard.

Utterly disgraceful for a professional sportsman to allow himself to get into that state.

Poor attempt at a joke, US.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Ade Akinfenwa is the size of a bus

Look at the size of his ARMS

Imagine being a skinny centre half and seeing that running towards you. He should be playing rugby, not football.

 

[Napper]

George Paris when he was with us has to be up there as well

 

[defrocked priest]

Joel Lynch ??

 

[Lady Whistledown]

George Paris when he was with us has to be up there as well

Now you've mentioned him, does anybody know if George Parris still lives locally?

Only when I worked in Brighton and was driving in for early shifts at about half six in the morning, I always used to see a guy who looks very much like him jogging up London Road, by Preston Park.

 

[SNOOBS]

Now you've mentioned him, does anybody know if George Parris still lives locally?

Only when I worked in Brighton and was driving in for early shifts at about half six in the morning, I always used to see a guy who looks very much like him jogging up London Road, by Preston Park.

He coaches Whitehawk and some of the time at Varndean College so I guess so.

 

[John Boy]

Now you've mentioned him, does anybody know if George Parris still lives locally?

Only when I worked in Brighton and was driving in for early shifts at about half six in the morning, I always used to see a guy who looks very much like him jogging up London Road, by Preston Park.

I think he manages Whitehawk now, so would think he would still be local

 

[Simon Morgan]

Look at the size of his ARMS

Imagine being a skinny centre half and seeing that running towards you. He should be playing rugby, not football.

..or getting into a fight with him?! Just ask Adam Virgo!

 

[murraymints4brighton]

This guy is a little bit on the porky side

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Tony Ford was a bit of a behemouth

 

[murraymints4brighton]

Oh and Ali Gerba the MK Dons player was described as a heavy weight version of Adebayo Akinfenwa, Cant find a zoomed out picture though.

 

[ridda]

Bobby Smith was very fat when he played for Brighton.

 

[Amsterdam Albion]

Sammy Lee was always a bit chubby (and still is)

 

[Soton Seagull]

Phil Parkes in the play off game Vs Ipswich at the Goldstone. Now there was a whole lot of man.