FAO Billy Paynter

[Chesney Christ]

Please pay particular attention to one particular aspect of this video clip, where we see the child's feet leaving the ground where they become, briefly, airborne.

The is a phenomenon known as "jumping". Take a moment to jot that down on your notepad, Billy.

"Jumping" is a technique used to gain extra height and put yourself at an advantage of your marker.

Add this "jumping" to your game, and I'm sure you will see instant rewards.

Anyway, thanks for listening Billy and I'm sure I speak for everyone on NSC when I say we truly appreciate the extraordinary level of effort you have put in since you joined the Albion. You are worth every penny.

I feel that adding this "jumping" could be the final piece in the Billy Paynter jigsaw.

Kind Regards,

Chesney Christ xxx

 

[00snook]

Don't listen to him Billy, I think you are awesome.

He is just jealous

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Hi billy, I think ur gr8. Can I get a RT?

 

[Uncle C]

Please pay particular attention to one particular aspect of this video clip, where we see the child's feet leaving the ground where they become, briefly, airborne.

The is a phenomenon known as "jumping". Take a moment to jot that down on your notepad, Billy.

"Jumping" is a technique used to gain extra height and put yourself at an advantage of your marker.

Add this "jumping" to your game, and I'm sure you will see instant rewards.

Anyway, thanks for listening Billy and I'm sure I speak for everyone on NSC when I say we truly appreciate the extraordinary level of effort you have put in since you joined the Albion. You are worth every penny.

I feel that adding this "jumping" could be the final piece in the Billy Paynter jigsaw.

Kind Regards,

Chesney Christ xxx

Good to see Brighton supporters being just that.

 

[moggy]

Paynter! You suck mate!
I've not seen such a bad striker in the stripes since Richard tiltman!
Please give all the Albion fans an early Xmas present by packing your bags and heading back up the M1.
It may pay to stop off at Bradford on the way back to Leeds , they're probably more your level.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Paynter! You suck mate!
I've not seen such a bad striker in the stripes since Richard tiltman!
Please give all the Albion fans an early Xmas present by packing your bags and heading back up the M1.
It may pay to stop off at Bradford on the way back to Leeds , they're probably more your level.

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[Albion Robster]

Maybe a session in shooting next week for Barndoor Billy??

 

[albion534]

Didn't someone on here say since we signed Vicente, we went on a loosing run, well since paynter joined, we have won!! So I say keep doing what your doing billy, ur great!!!

 

[Chesney Christ]

Good to see Brighton supporters being just that.

Eh? I am trying to give him tips to win more headers. What is more supportive than that?!?!

 

[Mendoza]

Eh? I am trying to give him tips to win more headers. What is more supportive than that?!?!

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[Acker79]

Eh? I am trying to give him tips to win more headers. What is more supportive than that?!?!

Probably as supportive as the idiots behind me who "share health advice" with our subs like Hoskins and Buckley, advising them not to over do it in case of recurring injuries. Such wonderful supporters.

 

[leigull]

At least we haven't got to the stage of booing one of our own players on the pitch, unlike Crystal Palace on Friday night....

 

[Uncle C]

At least we haven't got to the stage of booing one of our own players on the pitch, unlike Crystal Palace on Friday night....

But we have got to the stage of infantile nicknames like Barndoor.

 

[CheeseRolls]

The last Barndoor scored a cracking winner on Saturday in the Championship, despite the received wisdom on NSC that he was pony and had found his level at League 2 amongst other know-it-all cliches.

 

[leigull]

But we have got to the stage of infantile nicknames like Barndoor.

To be fair he came with that name from Leeds!

He hasn't really made a big impression on the team, but we are winning games again so perhaps Gus was right. If people are annoyed with him, they should direct it at Poyet who plays him, not Paynter himself. And I'm sure Poyet will point you in the direction of the form table

 

[Simon Morgan]

Please pay particular attention to one particular aspect of this video clip, where we see the child's feet leaving the ground where they become, briefly, airborne.

The is a phenomenon known as "jumping". Take a moment to jot that down on your notepad, Billy.

"Jumping" is a technique used to gain extra height and put yourself at an advantage of your marker.

Add this "jumping" to your game, and I'm sure you will see instant rewards.

Anyway, thanks for listening Billy and I'm sure I speak for everyone on NSC when I say we truly appreciate the extraordinary level of effort you have put in since you joined the Albion. You are worth every penny.

I feel that adding this "jumping" could be the final piece in the Billy Paynter jigsaw.

Kind Regards,

Chesney Christ xxx

You do realise he is a scouser? He might need some of the language watered down a bit.

 

[Mendoza]

Why do people call him barndoor?, he has barely had a shot in his Brighton career

I thought Barndoor is when you keep having shots and keep hitting them high and wide?

 

[Chesney Christ]

Probably as supportive as the idiots behind me who "share health advice" with our subs like Hoskins and Buckley, advising them not to over do it in case of recurring injuries. Such wonderful supporters.

Err, how are the two comparable?

Hoskins and Buckley are two players who have suffered with injuries which have probably pissed them off more than the supporters, and only deserve our sympathy.

Billy Paynter is a shameless mercernary who shows so little commitment to the cause he is unwilling to even try and do one of the fundamental things we brought him to do (i.e. win headers). If you re-read my original post you will see it was light-hearted and jokey. However, the reality is that the guy is a disgrace to the shirt.

 

[Acker79]

Err, how are the two comparable?

Hoskins and Buckley are two players who have suffered with injuries which have probably pissed them off more than the supporters, and only deserve our sympathy.

Billy Paynter is a shameless mercernary who shows so little commitment to the cause he is unwilling to even try and do one of the fundamental things we brought him to do (i.e. win headers). If you re-read my original post you will see it was light-hearted and jokey. However, the reality is that the guy is a disgrace to the shirt.

It's the same because, like you, they would argue they are just joking, but that there are undertones to these "jokes" and "light hearted comments" that are clearly anything but jovial. You, and they, are simply taking unnecessary, unfair digs at the players of the team you/they supposedly support and trying to dress it up as humour.

 

[Springal]

We WILL be buying him in Jan