Falmer Work Start Ceremony

[Easy 10]

I'm not entirely sure Buckingham Group know what they've let themselves in for.

No sooner will they have untethered DeVecchi and several screeching villagers from their diggers, they'll haver a GRANDSTAND of scarfers watching their every move, whilst the police do an EDM style baton-charge down the B2123 on the disgruntled ballot losers who are clawing, gauging and clambering over themselves to see Dick and Martin drop a shovel in a field.

Actually, f*** it. I don't think I'll bother putting in for it. This has all the makings of a West Ham cup tie.

 

[The Large One]

Plus media types as well, this will lead to another "I did more than you" binfest no doubt.

Ooops, it has...............

Oh, the media types will be there...

 

[Beach Hut]

Oh, the media types will be there...

I can well imagine.................

 

[The Large One]

Don't look at me on that score...

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

Sometimes the club do things wrong, but IMO not this time.

The club will need to know how many people are coming, if left to be a free for all, it could become a logistical nightmare.

Anyway, how many people will actually apply, remember it's a working day?

 

[bristolseagull]

"Chance" being the key word. It shouldn't be a possibility, it should be a GUARANTEE.

You've done more than most. Not that it's going to happen, but how would you feel if they told you you CAN'T go on 17/12?

sorry, what the f*** do you expect? are you really that desparate to wank over a muddy field?

 

[Djmiles]

Sorry if it's been answered already, but can't for the life of me find out what TIME?

Edit: Found it

 

[skipper734]

Er. December the 17th. Two days "work" and then Christmas week. Building industry takes three weeks off over Christmas. So the sight will not look one bit different at the end of January. Apart from the photo opportunity and the I was there element,watch it on the telebox. Any who Mendoza already got the scoop.

 

[alan partridge]

Complete and utter f***ing BINFEST in the making once again, I see.
Jesus H Corbett, has anyone paused to consider the PRACTICALTIES of letting an infinite (and uncalculated) number of fans just descend on that building site on the basis thats "its their right" to see the first sod of earth turned over ??

Get a f***ing GRIP for christs sake. Do we really have to have this reactionary BOLLOCKS every step of the way on this tortuous frigging journey to a stadium ? This is embarrassing. I will put in for the ballot - if I can go then great, if not, well, its going to be a building site for at LEAST two frigging years. I'm sure I can poke my nose in at some point over that period, but I'm not precious enough to think I have a devine right to BE there for some ceremonial bollocks right at the very start.

f***ing HELL you people !

What he said. With a few extra f*** offs to the twats who think having an opinion makes them right about everything.

and I would have spelt 'devine' 'divine'.

 

[Juan Albion]

Seems to me that since it was yours truly who broke the news on here, I should be selected to represent NSC at the ceremony, with all expenses paid for from Bozza's hosting slushfund.

All those in favour say

 

[m20gull]

Thank you Easy 10 for saving me the trouble of typing loads of swear words in to a post.

On site. In December. 'Nuff said.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I'm not entirely sure Buckingham Group know what they've let themselves in for.

No sooner will they have untethered DeVecchi and several screeching villagers from their diggers, they'll haver a GRANDSTAND of scarfers watching their every move, whilst the police do an EDM style baton-charge down the B2123 on the disgruntled ballot losers who are clawing, gauging and clambering over themselves to see Dick and Martin drop a shovel in a field.

Actually, f*** it. I don't think I'll bother putting in for it. This has all the makings of a West Ham cup tie.

But you MUST go Easy. Most people will only be there to watch you perform your award-winning 'Ragu' which explores the spirit of Falmer through the medium of dance. Perhaps the club could specially commission an entirely new piece from you to mark the occasion. Could call it, say, The Dance Of The Seven Port Vales.

 

[Icy Gull]

But you MUST go Easy. Most people will only be there to watch you perform your award-winning 'Ragu' which explores the spirit of Falmer through the medium of dance. Perhaps the club could specially commission an entirely new piece from you to mark the occasion. Could call it, say, The Dance Of The Seven Port Vales.

Will he shake his Arse 'n all in this dance?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Will he shake his Arse 'n all in this dance?

Sole purpose of visit

 

[Mr Blobby]

I can just about see Falmer from my office window. If I fail in the ballot then I will bring a chain saw and cut down all the trees between my office and the field so that I have an unobstructed view of the opening ceremony!

Once it all starts I am happy to go over to the site and take one picture each day of the site. Obviously only Monday and Friday and not holiday days!!! It would take me about 15 mins to walk over from my office, so can do it each lunch time.

 

[clippedgull]

Once it all starts I am happy to go over to the site and take one picture each day of the site. Obviously only Monday and Friday and not holiday days!!! It would take me about 15 mins to walk over from my office, so can do it each lunch time.

That will be nice.

Perry said a webcam will be installed, so we can all keep an eye on it. I hope it's one of those we can control remotely!