Facts about BROCCOLI

[Easy 10]

CAULIFLOWER is nicer than broccoli.

Now you're just spoiling it for EVERYONE

 

[Gazwag]

BROCCOLI will not grow on the moon

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I ate ELEVEN 'sprigs' of BROCCOLI last night and I feel like the strongest man in the WORLD today. Not the average type you can purchase, the long and thin variety, whatever that MIGHT be called.

 

[Braders]

BROCCOLI is MICKY ADAMS next SIGNING


FACT.

 

[che]

BROCCOLI is disgusting

 

[Titanic]

Brocolli is often misspelled.

 

[Frutos]

BROCCOLI has been around for more than 2000 years, The name "BROCCOLI" comes for the Latin word brachium, which means "branch," or "arm." Americans have grown it in their gardens for only about 200 years! The first commercially grown broccoli was grown and harvested in New York, then planted in the 1920's in California. A few crates were sent back East and by 1925 the broccoli market was off the ground. This vegetable is highly recognized for its anti-cancer nutrients. It is a cruciferous vegetable and member of the cabbage family which is helpful in preventing certain types of cancer

Disallowed, I'm afraid, on the grounds that you failed to use the 'full capitalisation of the word BROCCOLI' rule in the two cases I've underlined.

 

[pasty]

BROCCOLI should always be STEAMED and never BOILED or it goes all Sussex Spinmeister on you.

 

[Easy 10]

Sometimes I only eat the TOP bits of BROCCOLI, whilst discarding the STALKS.
This somehow makes it slightly more BEARABLE.

 

[Gully]

Roman references to a cabbage-family vegetable that may have been BROCCOLI are less than perfectly clear: the Roman natural history writer, Pliny the Elder (no relation to Nathan), wrote about a vegetable that fit the description of BROCCOLI. This would imply that the Romans grew their own BROCCOLI for culinary uses during the 1st century. Some vegetable scholars recognize BROCCOLI in the cookbook of Apicius.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

The tensions building up to a wedding create bizarre arguments. My now wife and I had an argument about the amount of BROCCOLI we were eating, I said just right, she said not enough.

 

[Titanic]

My eldest boy used to call it BROLLICI.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

BROCCOLI is YUM in salads

.

 

[Easy 10]

BROCCOLI makes excellent miniature TREES for model railway enthusiasts. You cannot buy BROCCOLI from HORNBY though.

 

[surrey jim]

BROCCOLI is MICKY ADAMS next SIGNING


FACT.

BROCCOLI has been seen in the 5 ways co-op. (although it had probabaly gone off)

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

BROCCOLI tastes even more wonderful when covered gravy on a roast dinner.

BROCCOLI also can be used as an alternative to bleach when cleaning the kitchen work tops.

 

[Simster]

I cooked BROCCOLLI only yesterday. Actually I'd already half cooked it for a previous meal, but it was still TOUGH, so I did it again. It tasted fluffy and shit, which will come as no great surprise.

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

BROCCOLI thread should be Gold!!

BROCCOLI itself, has an astonishing resemblence to a tall thing known as a tree

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

it is not a good idea to patch up worn areas of a bowling green with BROCCOLI

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

The opening sequence of EMMERDALE can be replicated by scrolling your eyes quickly up a tray of BROCCOLI.