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Stat Man

Tickle my fancy, fat man
Mar 3, 2009
213
Brighton
Dearest Omar,

I miss you so. Why did you have to end it between us?

We had such a good thing going. I miss your smell, your gentle touch, and the way you could always put a smile on my face, even when I was having a rubbish day.

Please give me one more chance. I promise not to prematurely finish when we are cuddling ever again (I've been learning the art of tantric sex)

Look, it really is time to move on. It was fun while it lasted, and you're a great guy, but i just don't feel that way about you anymore.

Please, just go out, get drunk & get laid, you'll feel much better for it.

Best regards
Omar x
 


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