Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;2919807 said:I don't wish to talk about it. It is not the gentlemanly thing to do.
You've changed.
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;2919807 said:I don't wish to talk about it. It is not the gentlemanly thing to do.
Did I mention I do a radio show
I`m just glad we have a strong socialist government.
Is rimming a goat wrong? Who`d have thought ?
I would have thought that practice made perfect
GOATS! nah I prefer monkeys. Those cheeky devils! Things they can do with a banana!
Monkeys. Too close to home. I prefer things that shall not protest. Something like Star Fish or Turtles
The FUN is in the capture! Nothing more satisfying than sticking a sheep's head in the fence and having my way
I enjoy the thrill of the chase round the pen
Can I volunteer to be 'the sheep'? I'd love to be called 'lambi-kins' during the proceedings. Ba-a-aaah
I've just rubbed Bovril over my genitals and invited the neighbours cat to lick it off.
What kind of cat is it?
My cock is not big and i'm not clever.
I know Marshy has a 9 inch cock as i gagged on it mmm
You've changed into a rather fetching silver waistcoat with spangly bow tie
Dearest Omar,
I miss you so. Why did you have to end it between us?
We had such a good thing going. I miss your smell, your gentle touch, and the way you could always put a smile on my face, even when I was having a rubbish day.
Please give me one more chance. I promise not to prematurely finish when we are cuddling ever again (I've been learning the art of tantric sex)