But you're forgetting that the UK is special as it invented the hovercraft and Marmite.
I prefer Vegemite. One of the only things good about Australia. I am not alone with my preference. Huge numbers of immigrants try to get into Australia for this yeast extract. The white ones, mainly Northerners, are allowed in but Indonesian, Fillipino and other non white ASEAN immigrants are put in Detention Centres on off shore Islands such as Christmas Island. In 2013 Operation Sovereign Border was introduced that anyone arriving in God's lucky by boat would never get a Visa even if entitled to one.
Thankfully Basherlsd is unable to use the Channel Islands for such purpose.
I don't get the moral of not waiting in the ferry terminal either.