[News] David Cameron

[Notters]

http://www.theguardian.com/politics...croft-unofficial-biography-drug-taking-claims

Just in case anyone is tempted to look at the mail.

 

[Doc Lynam]

What dining club has an initiation where you put your dick in a dead pigs mouth?

 

[Ernest]

What dining club has an initiation where you put your dick in a dead pigs mouth?

Cliftonville although [MENTION=29916]Kellie[/MENTION] is not dead yet

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

I've wondered why they were called suckling pigs, now I know

 

[JetsetJimbo]

This isn't even the worst scandal to come from Ashcroft's book, it's just the juciest. And most succulent.

 

[Notters]

Ah but Corbyn has a beard! And a cardigan! Lord help us.

 

[lawros left foot]

On a serious note, surely Cameron has to sue otherwise the accusations, whether true or not, will dog him for the rest of his career.
Look at Cliff Richard, The Elm Guest house rumours have been following him for years, unless of course there is worse that would come out in court

 

[Cheshire Cat]

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Friends Reunited.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Given Cameron's love for all things porcine what chance Chris Pincher - MP for Tamworth - being elevated to a Cabinet position?

 

[KVLT]

On a serious note, surely Cameron has to sue otherwise the accusations, whether true or not, will dog him for the rest of his career.
Look at Cliff Richard, The Elm Guest house rumours have been following him for years, unless of course there is worse that would come out in court

Unless he simply erases it from history like he did with a decade's worth of speeches and press releases, and the dreadful Webcameron from Youtube!

Conservative party deletes archive of speeches from internet

Go Democracy! (Literally!)

 

[Flex Your Head]

"Hi honey, just popping in to the Pig's Head for a quickie. Don't wait up."

 

[daveinprague]

:-D ...

 

[lawros left foot]

'Friends of David Cameron' have called the accusations pretty low rent, they've not denied them though.
So now it's OK for a party leader to lie to Parliament.

 

[Danny-Boy]

'Friends of David Cameron' have called the accusations pretty low rent, they've not denied them though.
So now it's OK for a party leader to lie to Parliament.

Wait until Prime Minister's Question Time on Wednesday, to sound like Old MacDonald. Or Corbyn to say "I just ave a question to ask from a Labour Party member, now was it Pinky or Perky"?

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Has anyone suggested that perhaps Charlie Brooker was already aware of this allegation when he wrote that episode of Black Mirror?

 

[Mellotron]

So Cameron and Corbyn have done/said some silly things years ago.......Hasn`t everyone done something silly..I`d be more worried about anyone who hadn`t.

Agreed - I'm much more suspicious of people who haven't ****ED DEAD PIGS IN THE MOUTH.

 

[black & white seagull]

Has anyone suggested that perhaps Charlie Brooker was already aware of this allegation when he wrote that episode of Black Mirror?

He denies all knowledge.

 

[seagully]

Wait until Prime Minister's Question Time on Wednesday, to sound like Old MacDonald. Or Corbyn to say "I just ave a question to ask from a Labour Party member, now was it Pinky or Perky"?

Isn't Parliament in recess until October?

 

[gregbrighton]

Heh heh! That's what you get Dave for getting your media allies to throw shit at Corbyn all week, you get it thrown back!

 

[Buzzer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot_ecldUYWU