[News] David Cameron

[W.C.]

£10 says this thread will come no where near the thread about the mental labour leader

Give it a rest and post some pig puns

 

[W.C.]

https://twitter.com/mooseallain/status/645856699266547713

 

[SAC]

I note with interest that the BBC are keeping very quiet about this story, just a small bit on the Papers section without showing the Daily Mail front page, opting instead to lead with the Daily Express's twice weekly story about dementia...

Typical BBC bias.

 

[Buzzer]

Morrissey does, but you didn't. If memory serves you said something like: quotations are overused and lazy and done to make the user look clever.

(Your accusation obviously touched a nerve, self regarding intellectual snob that I am. I would put an emoticon here to indicate that I'm just trying to pull your leg, but I think I said in the same discussion that I'm just too uptight to use them.)

Sorry, I've no recollection but happily apologise if I did.

 

[jackanada]

Sticking his junk in a dead pigs mouth is the least objectionable thing he has ever done.

 

[JetsetJimbo]

People are being too harsh on David Hameron. At least he stuck to his own kind.

 

[GT49er]

Shouldn't the pig be wearing a blue rosette? I thought that was mandatory for all tory party candidates.

 

[Ernest]

I couldn't FACE my FULL English this morning

 

[Diablo]

So Cameron and Corbyn have done/said some silly things years ago.......Hasn`t everyone done something silly..I`d be more worried about anyone who hadn`t.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Hasn`t everyone done something silly..I`d be more worried about anyone who hadn`t.

Sorry - with respect - just to double-check something: you're saying that you'd be more worried about people who have NOT f**ked a dead pig in the mouth than about people who have?

Just to clarify.

 

[aolstudios]

http://quotacle.com/watch.php?id=53d54056f2&rand=true

 

[Diego Napier]

So Cameron and Corbyn have done/said some silly things years ago.......Hasn`t everyone done something silly..I`d be more worried about anyone who hadn`t.

You're right of course. Haven't we all been there. You're young, you're at a party, you're enjoying yourself, you've had a drink, you let yourself go a bit; someone starts passing a dead pig around; who wouldn't f*ck it in the mouth?

 

[Southy]

So Cameron and Corbyn have done/said some silly things years ago.......Hasn`t everyone done something silly..I`d be more worried about anyone who hadn`t.

Are you kidding me?? You mean you think someone who ****ed a pigs head on someones lap is just doing something 'silly'?

 

[Stato]

So Cameron and Corbyn have done/said some silly things years ago.......Hasn`t everyone done something silly..I`d be more worried about anyone who hadn`t.

Yes, who hasn't been Prime Minister and lied to the country about not knowing that his party's biggest donor was claiming non-dom status to avoid paying taxes and instead giving the money direct to the Conservative Party. Its just bants innit.

P.S. Any time in the future when he tries to say that he likes The Smiths, everyone should be obliged to sing 'Breakfast in America' at him. (Preferably 'Take a look at my girlfriend, She's the only one I've got' whilst waving pictures of pigs.)

 

[*Gullsworth*]

He has had his bacon now.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Depends on how goodlooking the pig is....knowing my luck I would get an ugly one!

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

At least dodgy dave is stepping down as leader before the next election, although I suppose his mates who want the leadership could have done similar or worse.

 

[pb21]

So Dave's a pig f*cking druggie, mates with Jez Clarkson, Rebecca Brooks and convicted criminals and has very little respect on the international stage.

Not sure he is the best person to be running this country really.

 

[Cian]

P.S. Any time in the future when he tries to say that he likes The Smiths, everyone should be obliged to sing 'Breakfast in America' at him. (Preferably 'Take a look at my girlfriend, She's the only one I've got' whilst waving pictures of pigs.)

Which is by Supertramp not The Smiths unless my memory is shot.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

So Dave's a pig f*cking druggie, mates with Jez Clarkson, Rebecca Brooks and convicted criminals and has very little respect on the international stage.

Not sure he is the best person to be running this country really.

Don't worry, if there is anything in this he'll be quickly knifed in the back and deposed by the Tory party in an instant.