[News] David Cameron

[mr sheen]

Best pun so far has to be around him getting a lardon

 

[W.C.]

There's some superb stuff on the piggate hashtag on twitter.

 

[Justice]

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Nice pic of Dave with the wife.

 

[pastafarian]

£10 says this thread will come no where near the thread about the mental labour leader

 

[Husty]

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

The Muppets have done this as well, but I remember from my father the Frank Crummitt version of "The Pig Got Up and Slowly Walked Away."

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?...&mid=646B58A734A53EF0C766646B58A734A53EF0C766

 

[8ace]

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[Stato]

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

It would be so petty to remember a thread from some months ago when somebody used 'Cemetry Gates' to suggest the intellectual bancruptcy of quoting other people's lines.

 

[Buzzer]

It would be so petty to remember a thread from some months ago when somebody used 'Cemetry Gates' to suggest the intellectual bancruptcy of quoting other people's lines.

Doesn't Morrissey take people to task for plagiarism in that song rather than as you suggest? I've put it fully in quotation marks so there's no attempt at borrowing it for myself.

So no, not petty. Just inaccurate. [emoji106]

 

[gripper stebson]

Cameron f**ked a dead pig.

Yeah but Corbyn's tie wasn't on straight.

Let's call it a draw.

 

[gripper stebson]

My fave tweet #piggate

"Let's hope Corbyn asks questions from the public this week too... I have a question from Peppa in Surrey"

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

What a load of ****ing bollocks.

 

[Stato]

Doesn't Morrissey take people to task for plagiarism in that song rather than as you suggest? I've put it fully in quotation marks so there's no attempt at borrowing it for myself.

So no, not petty. Just inaccurate. [emoji106]

Morrissey does, but you didn't. If memory serves you said something like: quotations are overused and lazy and done to make the user look clever.

(Your accusation obviously touched a nerve, self regarding intellectual snob that I am. I would put an emoticon here to indicate that I'm just trying to pull your leg, but I think I said in the same discussion that I'm just too uptight to use them.)

 

[mikeyjh]

"On Day One, the book claims that:-

Lynton Crosby, the pollster who guided the PM to electoral victory, privately thinks he is a ‘tosser’ and ‘posh ****’"

In other news, Bears spotted defecating in the woods......

 

[gregbrighton]

David Cameron the drug addict.

 

[Diego Napier]

£10 says this thread will come no where near the thread about the mental labour leader

Cameron f**ked a dead pig.

Yeah but Corbyn's tie wasn't on straight.

Let's call it a draw.

 

[8ace]

I come from a long line of Pork Butchers.

DC's pimp

 

[Doc Lynam]

I nominate Dennis Skinner to ask him at PMQs

 

[Igzilla]

I note with interest that the BBC are keeping very quiet about this story, just a small bit on the Papers section without showing the Daily Mail front page, opting instead to lead with the Daily Express's twice weekly story about dementia...

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

You know you are in trouble when Pantsdown starts taking the piss.