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Crocs v Frutos Invitational - The Big Match Preview







John Boy

Paul McShane
Aug 15, 2004
8,035
'ove actually
Irish pin-up John Hewitt will partner Big Chris Clayton in what is sure to be an unbreachable defence. The two fell out last year after Hewitt publicly claimed Clayton tried to touch his penis whilst on international duty, but the pair later kissed and made up.


:lolol:

Go crocs go! :clap2:
 


SuperMario

PLAY IT!
Sep 6, 2006
580
The Complete Badger said:
Supermario makes his long awaited debut after deportation issues - he refused to put his beloved pet parrot into quarantine

Im so happy that i go my parrot back :yahoo::love: now i can make my long awaited debut
 




Frutos

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Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
May 3, 2006
36,315
Northumberland
Breaking news from the Frutos camp (no smart-arse comments, thanks ;) ):

It has come to our attention that the illustrious captain of the Frutos All-Stars was unhappy about the behaviour of some of the members of the team last night.

Apparently, a strict 9pm curfew had been imposed so as to ensure that the team were fully rested and refreshed before tonight's kick-off, but some team members were caught chatting on the Internet until 1am, and there were also rumours of sexual acts taking place (although it is unclear whether these acts were some kind of team bonding thing or not).

A spokesman for the team refused to comment on which team members were supposed to have been involved, and said that the whole team was fully committed to winning tonight's big match against the Crocs.
 




Jul 5, 2003
23,777
Polegate
I assume we will once again need to bring shorts and socks? (and not forget them this time!)
 








Da Man Clay

T'Blades
Dec 16, 2004
16,286
turienzo's lovechild said:
oh, and btw i got very, VERY drunk last night, so i'm not really in the right frame of mind


AND DOES ANYONE HAVE A HAIRBAND?

No. Ask Mark Funnell, Think he has about 4 doesn't he? Have you got his mob no?
 






Da Man Clay

T'Blades
Dec 16, 2004
16,286
turienzo's lovechild said:
afraid not, i'll risk it i think



oh, and is it astroturf that you can wear moulded studs on?

No. Defo not boots. If you want his number I can PM it to you?
 












Frutos

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Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
May 3, 2006
36,315
Northumberland
I'm off to work for a few hours now, and will not be able to access NSC between now and kick off.

If there are any MAJOR developments or changes that I need to know about, could someone please text me to let me know (Jaz and Badger have my number, as does Ali).

Cheers, and see you all tonight :)
 








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