Crocs v Frutos Invitational - The Big Match Preview

[ali jenkins]

ooooo thats quite bitchy mr clayton

Hes just getin grouchy because its past his bed time!































































Only jokingm please can i still have a lift? Mabie.

 

[Captain Pugwash]

 

[Da Man Clay]

Yeah. It is past my bedtime to be fair, Need to be up for work in 4 hours

 

[ali jenkins]

I have bagged the right to "drop the soap" first

I prefer shower gell, especially if you get a citrus one as it tingles niceley!

 

[ali jenkins]

Yeah. It is past my bedtime to be fair, Need to be up for work in 4 hours

you meen that your working on the day of the 'big game'?

Excellent, one of their defenders will be knackerd and the otherone is John Boy!

Easy Easy Easy

 

[Da Man Clay]

ha ha, Im having a power nap before I go tomorrow.

 

[ali jenkins]

And Red Bull, that is essential drinking before a big game!

 

[Captain Pugwash]

Excellent, one of their defenders will be knackerd and the otherone is John Boy!

the questions are.

will John be wearing the green trainers?

and what about the hat?

and the gloves?

also just run at him he his more then likely yo run away

 

[Captain Pugwash]

surely jaffa cakes are a must before any game.

i know guy butters eat winegums before games.

 

[Da Man Clay]

John is a decent defender actually. Me and him will be rock solid at the back

 

[Captain Pugwash]

to be fair, he was very good in the first nsc match, my man of the match.

 

[ali jenkins]

John is a decent defender actually. Me and him will be rock solid at the back

It was ment purley as a joke, no offence meant, but i can see me being the COX of the team and Kev being the JAKIE!

Goals galore!

to be fair, he was very good in the first nsc match, my man of the match.

Why thank you Jaz, i didnt realise you thaught that highly of my performance!

Even with a can of fosters in my hand at the start of the 2nd half!

 

[Captain Pugwash]

Why thank you Jaz, i didnt realise you thaught that highly of my performance!

Even with a can of fosters in my hand at the start of the 2nd half!

i was running behind the goal for my can of carling all through the first half .

you had to get it for are team, scoring from a corner and supporting kev when the crocs were going to kill him with bob helping them!

am waiting for it to kick off so you and scott can have a rematch

 

[Zesh Rehman]

I have bagged the right to "drop the soap" first

surely we can SHARE him !

 

[Zesh Rehman]

"Joachim Bjorkland league of legends"

"A night with local gangster Adrie van der Meer"

"Two fell out last year after Hewitt publicly claimed Clayton tried to touch his penis"

"The return of Kevin Ticehurst to football, following a lengthy drugs ban"

Tom McCarthy said, "I've been waiting for this day all year, and to finally catch a sight of the crocs in shorts will fulfill every sexual fantasy I have ever had"

GOLD

 

[ali jenkins]

i was running behind the goal for my can of carling all through the first half .

you had to get it for are team, scoring from a corner and supporting kev when the crocs were going to kill him with bob helping them!

am waiting for it to kick off so you and scott can have a rematch

You could hardly call it a re-'match', i would CRUSH his pueny little body into a thousand peices, then i would dribble the ball through him and score!

 

[Captain Pugwash]

on that note, im going to bed.

see you all tomorrow
xx