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Thanks to Guinness Dave
Frutos said:Breaking news from the Frutos camp (no smart-arse comments, thanks):
It has come to our attention that the illustrious captain of the Frutos All-Stars was unhappy about the behaviour of some of the members of the team last night.
Apparently, a strict 9pm curfew had been imposed so as to ensure that the team were fully rested and refreshed before tonight's kick-off, but some team members were caught chatting on the Internet until 1am, and there were also rumours of sexual acts taking place (although it is unclear whether these acts were some kind of team bonding thing or not).
A spokesman for the team refused to comment on which team members were supposed to have been involved, and said that the whole team was fully committed to winning tonight's big match against the Crocs.
We were bonding in the same way the SUNDERLAND players were bonding the otherday!