completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

[TSB]

[MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] has never owned an Apple product.

 

[Petunia]

[MENTION=267]TSB[/MENTION] is bored........

 

[8ace]

The Viz cartoon 8 Ace was based on observations that a Geordie cartoonist had the last time the Cardinal went to Newcastle.

 

[spence]

[MENTION=267]TSB[/MENTION] likes to report posters who are abusive.

 

[Justice]

Pretty Pink Fairy has Barbers grass line on speed dial.

 

[TSB]

[MENTION=67]Curious Orange[/MENTION] owns five copies of 'Who Killed the Zutons?'

 

[El Presidente]

Cardinal Canning!

 

[8ace]

Cardinal Canning!

Suppose I should be honoured really

 

[Bry Nylon]

Whilst on holiday [MENTION=118]Hiney[/MENTION] supplements his spending money by polishing villa balconies.

One of his regular clients is none other than National Treasure, Miss Cilla Black.

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Herr Tubthumper was once a young conservative.

 

[Mackenzie]

One Teddy Maybank, is the real Teddy Maybank's apprentice carpet fitter.

 

[Bry Nylon]

[MENTION=232]Simster[/MENTION] bought the famous "Goodies" 3-seater bike at a charity auction in 1997 for £30. (Three were made by Nottingham-based bicycle manufacturers, Raleigh, but only one was ever used in filming). He later sold it to ex-Goody Tim Brooke-Taylor for an undisclosed cash sum plus a signed script.

If the same bicycle where to come onto the open market today, experts predict it would command a price tag in excess of £60.

 

[smeariestbat]

Bozzer is actually Andy Naylor

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

BW knows why Gus left.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Steve Foster is the wealthiest NSC user.

 

[Simster]

[MENTION=7]Mustafa[/MENTION] once answered nine questions right and powered his team to victory on University Challenge.

daveinprague wears milk bottle glasses and lives in Norwich with a podgy 53 year old woman.

 

[Triggaaar]

Whilst on holiday @Hiney supplements his spending money by polishing villa balconies.

One of his regular clients is none other than National Treasure, Miss Cilla Black.

Was?

 

[Machiavelli]

[MENTION=7]Mustafa[/MENTION] once answered nine questions right and powered his team to victory on University Challenge.

... by answering Trotsky and Lenin to every question

 

[Bry Nylon]

Like Gareth Glover and Richie Morris before him, John Bumlick is one of the few contributors to use their real name on NSC.

 

[El Sid]

SIMMO SAYS is allergic to Guinness.