completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

[The Large One]

Trigger and THPP once pulled a mother-daughter combo on Ladies Day at Brighton Racecourse.

 

[simmo]

Titanic invented and copyrighted the four fingered kit kat. Nestle have to pay him 1p for every four fingered kit kat they sell throughout the world. He is the richest man in Sussex, though he doesn't tell anyone.

 

[The Large One]

El Presidente once tried to privatise privatisation.

 

[Titanic]

Lush actually does have THAT tatoo on her back.

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Uncle Bucks great, great, great, great grandfather is Earl Grey, the creator of Earl grey tea.

 

[Titanic]

vitusvivi should actually be called vituslxvi.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

David Baddiel once came second in a TLO lookalike competition.

 

[El Presidente]

Ernest and Guppy auditioned for the roles of Dr Evil and Mini Me in the Austin Powers movie.

 

[Ernest]

El Presidente once won Mr GAYUK with a tube of cheese and onion pringles stuffed down the front of his skiddies

 

[El Presidente]

The Viz cartoon 8 Ace was based on observations that a Geordie cartoonist had the last time the Cardinal went to Newcastle.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Trigger and THPP once pulled a mother-daughter combo on Ladies Day at Brighton Racecourse.

HEY! That's a HALF-truth!

 

[Deleted User X18H]

HB&B's favourite possession is something that resembles a penis, only smaller.

Yes , yes it is its your Penis not when flacid as that would apparently require a microscope!!!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

bhaexpress has a huge tattoo of Simon Jordan on his shoulder

 

[Amsterdam Albion]

Titanic is scared of water and refuses to have ice with any drink

 

[Amsterdam Albion]

At least one NSCer has a tattoo of a penis on his head

 

[defrocked priest]

Amsterdam Albion is a prostitute.

 

[defrocked priest]

Toronto Seagull is the only Brighton supporter in Kanada.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

defrocked priest wears a frock at weekends

 

[defrocked priest]

THPP is the drawf throwing champion of England

 

[Titanic]

Simmo is, in fact, Alistair Campbell, and at this moment, is sitting in the PM's office smacking him on the hand every time he tries to bite his grotesque fingernails.