completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

[defrocked priest]

El Presidente has never won an election.

 

[El Presidente]

El Presidente has never won an election.

That is true, I came to the rescue of my country by overthrowing the government to bring in prosperity and stabilty through my own benevolence. That is why I have 16 palaces and have renamed the capital city to EPVille

 

[defrocked priest]

Lord Bracknell is a closet Reading supporter.

 

[defrocked priest]

Basil Fawlty won a Michelin Star.

 

[Ernest]

El Presidente once snogged Allan Carr

 

[Fazz62]

El Presidente once snogged Allan Carr

Ernest

What is snogged?

What did El P do to Allan Carr?

And did Allan Carr have his teeth in at the time?

 

[defrocked priest]

Ernest enjoys prostate exams so much he has one every day.

 

[defrocked priest]

nscadmin is an orphan.

 

[The Large One]

Lord Bracknell once promised that this thread would soon be heading into NSC Gold, but, having done so, his eyebrows subsequently turned into cheese.

 

[Mendoza]

The Large One sold up his shop to use the money fulfil his life long ambition and become chairman of Swiss Liga 3 team, SC Young Fellows Juventus

 

[El Presidente]

HB&B's favourite possession is something that resembles a penis, only smaller.

 

[Stoo82]

 

[Wozza]

Mickey Mouse wears a Nibble watch.

 

[Seagullible]

BAG was the first streaker at Withdean

 

[User removed 4]

uncle spielberg wears button up tweed y-fronts

 

[Amsterdam Albion]

uncle spielberg wears button up tweed y-fronts

Brilliant that made me laugh!

 

[Titanic]

Amshterdam Albion has been for 'coffee' in his lunch break.

 

[Simster]

Mickey Mouse wears a Nibble watch.

guffaw.

 

[SurreySeagulls]

Pete Canning is the current president of Alcholics Anonymous.

 

[The Cardinal]

Buzzer has a charge account at George for ASDA and is a fully paid up member of the SWP.