[Albion] Cole Palmer - More than a bit of a ****

[ChickenDipper]

Top player. Thick as shit.

BUT

It really irks me. Everytime he scores against us (it’s happened a lot unfortunately), his go to celebration, straight away, is to goad our fans. Literally every time. I know it’s football and some players do this occasionally but this prick does it every time against us. He’s got an annoying face too. I really don’t like him. Sorry to rant.

 

[ozzygull]

Top player. Thick as shit.

BUT

It really irks me. Everytime he scores against us (it’s happened a lot unfortunately), his go to celebration, straight away, is to goad our fans. Literally every time. I know it’s football and some players do this occasionally but this prick does it every time against us. He’s got an annoying face too. I really don’t like him. Sorry to rant.

This might be for you.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Doesn't seem to me the type of player that gets his kicks from goading fans

 

[ChickenDipper]

Doesn't seem to me the type of player that gets his kicks from goading fans

Well the evidence clearly shows he is

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Well the evidence clearly shows he is

Not seen it

 

[Springal]

grow a pair! All pantomime

 

[ChickenDipper]

grow a pair! All pantomime

Thanks for the advice you manly man you.

 

[ChickenDipper]

Not seen it

Best to usually watch what someone is talking about before commenting

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Best to usually watch what someone is talking about before commenting

No idea what you're talking about now

 

[ChickenDipper]

No idea what you're talking about now

 

[Deadly Danson]

Doesn't seem to me the type of player that gets his kicks from goading fans

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

grow a pair! All pantomime

Precisely.

He is a fabulous player, and should be first name on the England team sheet.

When a player scores against us I couldn't give a stuff if he drops his shorts to reveal a plastic seagull with it's head up his jacksy.
In fact, I think that might take the sting out of conceding.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Great thread. Well done everyone.

 

[Seagull58]

Best to usually watch what someone is talking about before commenting

He meant that he hasn't seen any evidence of what you're saying, not that he hadn't seen the clips.
FWIW, Cole just thinks he's really, really cool in a Liam Gallagher kind of way and the "cool" celebration in front of opposing fans is part of him being "really, really cool".
He's a thick dickhead but not at Cucumber's level.

 

[Professor Plum]

I don’t have him down as a goader. But he is a young footballer, and most young footballers behave like twats when they score.

Naturally, I refer only to opposition players here. The arrogant, outlandish celebrations of our own players are perfectly acceptable, and to be encouraged…

 

[GT49er]

Didn't we try to get him - maybe on loan - a couple of years back? Wish we had!

 

[PTC Gull]

Precisely.

He is a fabulous player, and should be first name on the England team sheet.

When a player scores against us I couldn't give a stuff if he drops his shorts to reveal a plastic seagull with it's head up his jacksy.
In fact, I thing that might take the sting out of conceding.

Hiney art required!

 

[Albion my Albion]

Cole Palmer in German means biggest prick on earth.

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

He seems OK to me.

He speaks in public better than I would have done at that age.

And clearly a top quality player. He could win 100 England caps

 

[Coldeanseagull]

grow a pair! All pantomime

Oh no it isn't