Change One Letter Only of a Sport or Athletic Event to Make a New One,

[father_and_son]

Gaelic Football --> Garlic Football. Two sides of 11 frenchmen play the beautiful game.

 

[father_and_son]

Fox Hunting ---> Fox Haunting. Year-round trick-or-treating Megan Fox's Hollywood home. Winner is the first to be hit with a restraining order.

 

[father_and_son]

Sorry!

[Hour long meeting that was particularly boring... had time to think of some more!]

 

[Goldstone1976]

Fox Hunting ---> Fox Haunting. Year-round trick-or-treating Megan Fox's Hollywood home. Winner is the first to be hit with a restraining order.

Fop Hunting - Setting the beagles on young men frequenting Sloane Square.

 

[Gazwag]

Greek greco wrestling --> Creek Greco wrestling - winner is the one which doesn't drown, popular when Zeus was a kid

 

[Gazwag]

Tiddlywinks --> Fiddlywinks popular game in the 70's and 80's played by BBC staff which usually finished with the follow up game Tiddlyw*nks

 

[Gazwag]

Trampolining --> Crampolining made popular at the Amex when the time reaches 60 minutes and the away team are winning. Involves laying on the floor while a fellow player leans (know as lining) against your upright legs.

 

[nwgull]

Gaelic Football --> Garlic Football. Two sides of 11 frenchmen play the beautiful game.

Not to be confused with Gaylic football, which is 22 Irish lesbians having a munch on each other.

 

[Gazwag]

Short Track Speed Skating --> Short Truck Speed Skating - Dangerous winter sport from the 50's and 60's involving 6 skaters chased by a dwarf in a van

 

[father_and_son]

Drag Car Racing --> Drag Cat Racing. 100m sprint, pulling a reluctant moggy on a lead behind you.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

All night Sex : all night Sax (whoever runs out of puff loses)

 

[Goldstone1976]

Drag Car Racing --> Drag Cat Racing. 100m sprint, pulling a reluctant moggy on a lead behind you.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Rennis, Rootball and Ricket.

Popular sporting pastimes of a mystery solving cartoon dog.

 

[bhafc99]

Triathlon > Criathlon. A bunch of women try to watch kitten movies on YouTube without blubbing, last one to succumb wins.

Triathlon > Hiathlon. Young urban males compete to greet each other with complex handshakes and grunts. The most street version wins innit.

Triathlon > Piathlon. Competitors are let loose in the Amex concourse with just £5 and 10 minutes to kick off. Who can secure the best deal yet still be In their seat to witness Baldock miss a sitter?

Triathlon > Wiathlon. Given a smartphone each, contestants fight to find a reliable wifi signal in some truly challenging locations. Like Croydon.

 

[pasty]

Nutball. New sport for masochists.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Caber tossing > Caper tossing: Who can bring manual sexual gratification to a perennial winter-deciduous plant that bears rounded, fleshy leaves and large white to pinkish-white flowers the fastest.

 

[bhafc99]

Curling > Curding. With a vast pot of goats milk and a large wooden spatula at their disposal, can competitors stop their whey from going cheesier than a block of Gorgonzola?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Tossing The Cater (don't try this in the 1901 Club kidz)

 

[Hyperion]

Footbalk - Football cross Snooker with 6 teams on a giant table

 

[bhafc99]

Aussie Rules Football > Aussie Mules Football. A bunch of tight-shorted Antipodeans mount their donkeys and chase each other around Melbourne. First one who doesn't completely mangle the vowels in 'eeyore' wins.